36 Year Old
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Female
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From Las Vegas, NV·
Joined on February 15, 2007
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Born on February 20th
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table, tr, td { background-color:transparent; border:none; border-width:0;}body { background-color:ffffff;background-image:url('http://twizimages.com/eightbg/images/8back301.jpg'); background-attachment: fixed; background-position:center; background-repeat:no-repeat; }.. td{text-align:center} YOU MADE IT!!..hahaha..shit...I go by Desi. I'm pretty likeable until you piss me off. Don't piss me off. I'm engaged to the most AMAZING man ever. His name is David <3. He's meh shexay man...respect that. . life sucks. Nuff said. My friends ARE also my family...deal with it..Don't like me?GET FUCK OFF MY PAGE THEN BITCH! I've got bigger balls in my mouth than you have between your legs anyways. I'm indifferent. I'm a mother fucking Juggalette! I know I'm a bitch. So I've got three words for you...SUCK MY DICK!... You think it bothers me one bit? I'm the Queen of the Brass Balls mother fucker! I'd rather eat fish then kiss your ass. And i HATE seafood. I'm your ¢¾Sweetest Nightmare¢¾. So get used to being in a <>COMA. The only thing I will ever sugarcoat are my cookies. I'm a SEXXY FAT KIID!! I am of the sexxy fat kiid united!! We will squash you one day. If we ever get our asses off the couch long enough. Jiggly stuff is the thing of the future. I am the future Jellotin Leader of the world. EAT MY JIGGLY SHORTS IF YOU DONT LIKE IT! I am strangely obssessed with cameras. I collect pictures. I like my sleep. If you have my number..NEVER call before ten in the morning. Next person who calls my phone and speaks another language, I will shove the english dictionary down your throat. I'm either at work or dont wanna talk to you in the first place. Either that or my chunky ass ish gettin laid by my baby. Mess with him and I PROMISE you, you'll regret being born. Touch whatever is mine..friends...family..my man....I will cut your innards out and shove em down your throat and make you eat yourself. Choke on my SARCASM you skanky hookers. I like my life and how I run it. I'm an overly random person. Got a problem with how I deal with things? Then you SUCK. Go on and get your cheese on bitches!!!!!!CAUTION!!! DO NOT INSERT INTO ANUS!!!!!!!! Fuck you, they aren't obscenities, they're sentence enhancersfont>
36 Year Old
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Female
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From Las Vegas, NV·
Joined on February 15, 2007
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Born on February 20th
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