I'm not a big game player so thought i would use this section for something a little more useful... I've noticed there seems to be a shortage of Cherrytappin' Brits, and no way to search for them!! So come on peeps lets make a change!!! So join me in the UK ONLY chat lounge and make my day!: http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=721 And please spread the word to all the other cherrytappin brits and recruit some new ones too, remember you get cherrypoints for that!!! All my British Buddies will eventually be moved over to My Family as i get to know them, sorry to all you other cherrytappers but i have enough family abroad and am trying to build one here, seeing as its cold and miserable and there is nothing better to do!! Some ENGLISH humour: THREE ENGLISHMEN... These three English guys are out drinking one night and decide that they want to have a fight. They stagger from pub to pub looking for a likely victim to pick on when they come across a single Irishman in this one bar. "Watch this." Says the first Englishman, heading over toward the guy, "I hear that St Patrick was a shirt lifter." "Really." Says the Irishman, calmly continuing to drink. With that the second English guy decides to join in, "Yeah, and I hear he was a pervert too." "Is that so?" the still calm Irishman responds. "I know how to rile this tosser." Says the third Englishman, staggering toward the Irishman, "Hey, did you know St Patrick was really an Englishman?" The Irish guy casually looks up and says, "Yeah, so your mates were telling me." There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.' And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again . How British Media would respond to the End of the World The Mirror - WE'RE DEAD! The Sun - GOTCHA ALL! The Sunday Times: Special Keepsake Magazine FREE Inside! The News of the World - CHARLES AND CAMILLA SEX ROMP SHOCK! The Guardian - NOBODY TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES The Telegraph: Blair Responsible for Worst Ever End of the World The Star: FORGET IT! WE'VE FILLED OUR PAGES WITH TITS The Morning Star: CAPITALISM IS OVER! The BBC: BILLIONS TO DIE - MANY BELIEVED TO BE BRITONS ITV: Special Report Tonight By Trevor McDonald (Circumstances Permitting) The Daily Mail: YOBS PART OF ARMAGGEDON PROBLEM TV-AM: And later on Lorraine Kelly will be discussing with our fashion experts just what to wear when a world comes to an end. QUESTION TIME: Join our panel who as usual will not not know in advance any of the questions. Well, (to applause and laughter) maybe just one of them! All local press: Local dog leaps to death - did he know?