Hi. I'm Michael. I work on a boat, and travel the rest of the time. I don't have a permanent home. Instead, I live in hotels. I spend my money on living, not on fubar. I will NOT buy anyone: bling, credits, VIPs, etc. I pretty much only get on here when I'm at work. That means I'm on here a lot for 4 weeks straight. Then, I'm not on here hardly at all for 2 weeks. I'm a very open person, so if you want to know anything, just ask.


In the spirit of being different, I'm going to list negatives about me instead of positives. If I try to sell myself in my about me, you'll be disappointed when you get to know the real me. Here goes...

I'm an alcoholic (except when I'm at work). I'm not a "nice guy." The first thing I'll probably do when I look at your profile is look at your pictures. I will judge you on looks at first because I can't tell what your personality is like in the 2 seconds it takes for me to decide if I want to take the effort to send you a message (I'm only shallow because I'm too lazy to be deep). I refuse to spend real money on fubar, because I spend my money on more important things (I'm an alcoholic. Remember?). If I don't like you, I won't tell you. I'll just delete you or ignore you.