FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin"Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!"FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.FAKE FRIENDS: Wont send this back.REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 other real friends
Written with a pen Sealed with a Kiss If you're my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I'm here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, den you'll know you have a circle of friends. Kk, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend! 6-9 peeps you are a Good friend 10+peeps you are the bestest friend ever
FedEX has some funny commercials. Just thought you might get a laugh out of this one :D
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