Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...

Okay, seriously, I hate this 'about me shit', but I'll throw a few bones. I like horror movies, I drink beer, good beer, not crap beer, which often means a 6 pack for me cost around 10 dollars. I hate my job as a correctional officer, but the good thing is I don't have to be nice or suck someone's ass at this job. In fact, I can be quite rude, and all is well, and I kinda like that. Its the politics of the job that is a fucking joy kill.

Mostly I want to be an artist. I struggled doing the whole starving artist thing after the army, but eventually went into law enforcement after my first daughter was born. Still, the dream hasn't died, and though I no longer have hours and hours to paint (with kids its impossible) I can put in 45 minutes to and hour of good painting time, and hopefully I can make that pay off.

I'm unhappily married, and in about six months we'll be divorced. Three kids, who I love more than life itself. Two dogs, one cat, and a huge mortgage that will take years to pay off, we're the nuclear family sterotype.