60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can
get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get
past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here'san update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not
worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!



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I read, go to school fulltime, work 2 jobs (one parttime, one fulltime), and design my earthship home with the goal to make it a welcome place for my friends and lovers.
My mind is so active, I have to knock myself out just to go to sleep.

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I have a very straight forward personality. (Some say opinionated and bold. Sorry, to old to change that now. :) If you don't want me to tell you the truth, maybe you shouldn't ask for it. I value honesty in others. I love the natural release of endorphins...my drug of choice. I like to get comfortable rather quickly. I will find out what your deepest, darkest secrets are.

I like to read alot, mostly comedy-suspense-mystery. Gotta laugh, can't be too serious. Life is too short for that.

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Aspirations: To build & live in an earthship...look it up.

Full time student at Brown Mackie College working on my Associates Degree in Medical Assisting.

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I am looking for someone who likes a leisure conversation over coffee in a romantic setting or just a good old fashioned battle of wits...Don't come to the battle unarmed please. I love Trivial Pursuit.

Someone who tends to be very energetic and able to keep up with me. I hope you can fill the bill on this one...By the way, I like the tall, smart, (I tend to go for the nerdy type) and great sense of humor thing. No rednecks please. If your idea of a good time is to go partying all night as loudly as possible...go find a deaf girl with a new liver.