I am new as hell to this shit and it's mad ass confusing...think I'd rather sit and watch the cat run into the wall all day. I don't know how or why to send drinks on here...seems a bit redundant or obsolete, leaves me scratching my head like 'how many assholes out there actually feel wasted right now?' mind over matter I suppose. Mights well sit and play Hellokitty while chugging of a half gal of vodka and call that an epic good time too. Anyway, about Burnie, Burnie likes poker. Poker, beer, Squidbillies, COD:Black Ops(hardened Edition), Slayer, Hershey's Strawberry Syrup (that's not random...use your imagination),Black lighters, beer, boobs, Silver, Bluntwraps (let me just state for the record, Burnie partakes in NO illegal activities in any way, shape or form at any time) Uh..the list goes on but beer is pretty essential...and boobs, and bluntwraps, and Slayer.

Things Burnie Dislikes: Telemarketers, empty beer cans, dude's who think they're chicks, Running out of bluntwraps lol (I swear I don't!), beets and radishes, the Jersey Shore dipshits that teach human population that it's ok to be extremely dense and get laid for for doing it, they've already accomplished way too much of that in their sad, meager missurable existence...and then wrote a book too for other dumbasses to buy and contribute to their fame, fortune and otherwise certain survival...what a shame. Other things: ...thinking when it's too damn late at night and I'm bored from sitting here trying to think of shit to write for other's ammusment but do stay tuned, there's still plenty more to come in the certain future when I get bored and run out of beer.