BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND:: 1. When you are sad -- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask: Because you are my friend! Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. (Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.) love ya
READ THIS WHOLE THING. IT'S SO DANG TRUE*1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.6. You mean the world to someone.7. If not for you, someone may not be living.8. You are special and unique.9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.Add this as a comment to ten of your friends
THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HADUS AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US!! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTYLADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!!You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 10 prettiestgirls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10pretty girls. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty. If Youbreak the chain you'll have Ugly Ness for 10 years. So hit 10 prettygirls on your friends list and let them know they are pretty
