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44 Year Old · Female · From Atlanta, GA · Invited by: mkd08 Fan B4 Ad... · Joined on January 15, 2007 · Born on March 10th · I have a crush on someone!
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44 Year Old · Female · From Atlanta, GA · Invited by: mkd08 Fan B4 Ad... · Joined on January 15, 2007 · Born on March 10th · I have a crush on someone!
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I'm in a place in my life where i look back and can see all the things i wish i could change in my life..But there nothing i can do to change the past just keep moving on and try and fix my life now...I have two boys that mean everything to me and there the only thing in my life i know i did right...If u r not a parent u will never understand whats its like to wake up every morning to someone that looks like you and acts like you..Even tho its been a rough few years for me and them i can say one thing no matter what i do or say they will always love me...Its funny i have been in many relationships because i have a fear of being alone since my divorce but it took me a long time to open my eyes and figure out that I'm not alone as long as i have them....life is short and I'm tired of drama and trying to please someone to make them stick around....I'm and now 27 and it took me years to figure out that u cant make someone else happy unless u make your self happy first...Take it from someone who knows being alone really is not as bad as u would think it is...I had the chance to find myself and figure out what i want not what some one wants me to want....






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WOMANS POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my>mind,
and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.


MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

You have a sexual IQ of 153


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When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.




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"Twin Peaks"


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I think Blue Ocyober has to be one of my fav bands...Here r a few songs they wrote...
What if we could
Put our lives on
Hold and meet some
Where inside of the world
I would meet you
Would you meet me?

2, 3, 4...

On a park bench
On a skyscrape
On a mountain
Oh yeah, whatever it takes
I would meet you
Would you meet me?

I'm glad to say that we've met
But I'm sad to say that the circumstances weren't
On our side

So go on
Go on be your own
Go on be your own star

What if we could?
Where would we go?
If it felt right
Would you want me to know
I would meet you
Would you meet me

It's like a last chance
For a first dance
You're a sunrise
Can't somehow exist
I would meet you
Would you meet me

I'm glad to say that we've met
But I'm sad to say that the circumstances weren't
On our side

So go on
Go on be your own
Go on be your own star

A superstar in my eyes
In my eyes

Look in my eyes
Just look in my eyes
My eyes
My eyes!!!

What if we could
Put our lives on
Hold and meet some
Where inside of the world
I would meet you
Would you meet me?

On a park bench
On a skyscrape
On a mountain
Oh yeah, whatever it takes
I would meet you
Would you meet me?

God I would
God I would
I would meet you
Would you meet me

I would meet you
I would meet you
I would meet you

Mother: Hi Justin! This is your mother it is 2:33 on Monday afternoon. I was just calling to see how you were doing. You sounded really uptight last night, it made me a little nervous, and a little, well it made me nervous, but it sounded like you were nervous too. I just want to make sure you are really okay and wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication. You know I love ya. Take care honey, I know you're under a lot of pressure. See ya. Bye Bye!

(Verse 1)
I have to block out thoughts of you, so i don't lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you, Will you never call again?
And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face
And will you never try to reach me, it is I that wanted this

(Chorus)
Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you
Hate me and wait, yeah wait for it to swollow
Hate me so you can finally see whats good for you

(Verse 2)
I'm sober now for 3 whole months, it's one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing that I won't touch again
In a sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinoins on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I'll drive so fucking far away that I'll never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

(Chorus)
Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you
Hate me and wait, yeah wait for it to swollow
Hate me so you can finally see whats good for you


(Verse 3)
And when the sad hard eyes say bye to you and wave
Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I have made
And like a baby boy I never was a man
Until I saw your blue eyes cry and I held your face in my hand
And then I found out I can't make it go away, just make it stop
Come back and shine just like it used to be
And then she whispered "How could you did this to me?"

(Chorus)
Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you
Hate me and wait, yeah wait for it to swollow
Hate me so you can finally see whats good for you, for you, for you, for you...



What Your Soul Really Looks Like

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You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.



You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities.



You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.



Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.



For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.




44 Year Old · Female · From Atlanta, GA · Invited by: mkd08 Fan B4 Ad... · Joined on January 15, 2007 · Born on March 10th · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
anything outdoors,pool,nascar,raceing,movies,party,my kids,football,clubs,wrestling

A round the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him"
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Remember to always say what you mean.
If you love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to expre ss yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what they mea n to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it
might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your friends
and family, for they have helped
make you the person that you are today.



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You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often.

Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not.

Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio


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Idols
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jamie --

[adjective]:

100% kinky



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1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
- One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
- One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
- One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
- One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
- I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
- One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
- One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
- One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
- One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
- One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun.
- One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
- One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
- One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
- One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down.
- One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc.
- One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
- One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a father
- One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it.
- One point to BEER


20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
- One Point to BEER

Final Score: BEER 11, VAGINA 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. We should therefore award an extra point for BEER.

Repost this if it made you laugh, cry or just want to get laid and have a beer.

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You May Be a Bit Borderline...


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Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!

When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...

And when you're down, your whole world is crashing

Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute!



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