I am So Cal born, Jersey bred.
I speak sarcasm fluently and often.
I don't hate people, I hate stupidity.
I'm so smart, I make smart people look retarded.
I'm disappointed in the human species.
I'm blunt and brutally honest, which makes me appear to be rude. To EVERYONE, not just you. You are not special.
I am either one extreme or the other, never a combination of the two at the same time.
I've been known to have entire conversations using only movie quotes or song lyrics.
My favorite color is orange.
I don't suffer from ADD, I suffer from boredom. People often confuse the two.
I'm attractive. I know. I look in the mirror every day. I don't need you using that as an ice breaker. It's annoying. "UR hawt!" isn't going to get a response from me.
I am not here for sex of any kind. This includes cam/cyber/phone/real. I do not want it, and will not respond to it.


Joel really should fill this out, I hate these things.