The amazing people in my life This.. This is Chrissy. What can I say about her? She is absolutely amazing in every way. She's beautiful, she's actually as random as I am, she's always there when I need to talk to someone.. She's perfect. "Nigga, I called the couch! The couch is mine!" Haha. Good times. This fat bastard is simply known as Tynda. He is the guy I'm starting a mock Jackass with. He is fucking hilarious. "Come on, be somebody, play the piano with your penis!" Hahaha. Damn. Also.. "I'll tell you this.. Spiritually, bin Laden is prepared to die. However, bin Laden is, spiritually, ill-prepared to lick jelly out of ThunderDick's butt crack." We're fucking crazy. THE MORMON! Oh, my fucking damn. This guy is absolutely crazy. He makes duct tape clothing, and fucking BUILDS his own guitars! The guy is talented as fuck. And only a guy like this could come up with: "You know, you're kind of like a large mouth bass, and I mean this in a good way. I'm trying to decide if I want to eat you or mount you." Or whatever the fuck it was. Something like that. Go down to the old pube instead, my special friend. Want in here? Tell me, and I'll think about something to put in here. Make sure you have a decent picture I can steal, as well.