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57 Year Old · Male · From England, UK, United Kingdom · fu-Owned by AmberDew and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on September 19, 2010 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 22nd · 2 referrals joined! · 3 different people have a crush on me!


Right, so what to put here? FUBAR is a game, remember that always. FUBAR is not like real life, you see a lot before you meet on FUBAR. It is the complete reversal of real life. The Internet is impersonal, but can be a starting point as sight is always the initial stimulus, whereas real life relationships are about sight, sound, hearing, touch and interaction. "Us" rings sweeter on the ear than "me".

Myself? Well what you see is what you get. I am who and what I am and I am happy with that. I am an open palm, not a closed fist. Anyone who knows me knows that I do not lie and will not tolerate a liar. I am on FUBAR to enjoy the experience, do not bring your petty dramas to my front door please, sort them out yourself. I am prepared to listen more than talk, but don't take quietness for agreement, ask and YOU will be told, though I reserve the judgement to what I think is appropriate to FUBAR and what is not.

No, you may not e-mail me. No, you may not have my phone number. No, I will not cam with you. No, I do NOT suffer fools in silence. No, I do not want to be sent lounge joining requests - avoid argumentative MOTHY (AKA Dr. NEW AVENGER) and her supposed friendly blandishments and her HEADSHRINKERS HOUSE OF NUTS LOUNGE for your own good if you are wise. No, I have absolutely no interest in FUMAFIA. Only LAZY FUCKERS send comment replies and don't come and Rate, Like and Comment you back. I NEVER accept such comments.

A few facts - I send over 23,000 drinks a day in DRINKS ROUNDS so all drinks are taken as returns, don't expect a reply unless you RATE, LIKE and COMMENT. You don't impress me by sending sex drinks.
FUBAR TROLLS - As with every internet site FUBAR has it's share of this low life, no life, brain addled fuck wits. Remember always that anything they write is their words not the words of who they are trying to annoy. Most people, anyway, never believe all they are told as they know the truth not the gossip. You are always better than them as you have a life and they don't. Just feel sorry for them for invariably they are hopeless.

Now the important points - NEVER lie to me or feign friendship else wise you will be gone fast. I am NOT gay, I am NOT interested in that. I do have a sense of humour, my true friends, in real life and on here, know that.
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57 Year Old · Male · From England, UK, United Kingdom · fu-Owned by AmberDew and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on September 19, 2010 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 22nd · 2 referrals joined! · 3 different people have a crush on me!

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly, and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant: they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself to others you may become vain and bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your career however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself, especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the council of the years gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture the strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less then the trees and the stars: you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive the deity to be; and whatever your labours and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace with your soul. With all its shams, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.


So varied:-
Cream, Clapton, Black Sabbeth, Mountain, T'Pau, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Early Fleetwood Mac, Led Zepplin (yes I got the first album straight off the press and yes, they did release a single), Eagles, Pink Floyd, Oasis, Paul Young, Eurythmics, U2, Genesis, Suzanne Vega, Blind Faith, Deep Purple, Barclay James Harvest, ZZ Top, Derek and Clive (that is Peter Cook and Dudley Moore), Robbie Robertson, Madness, Bad Company, Free, Cat Stevens, Allison Moyet, Kasabian the list is endless. Depends on my mood whether it is slow, soft, fast soft, slow loud, fast loud. End house so next door are out it can go up a few notch or two.

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