Find them hot leave them wet.

Top 10 Reasons To Date An EMT

10) We are used to staying up all night.

9) We are good with multiple partners.

8) We are experts in mouth to mouth.

7) We are the best in rapid clothing removal.

6) We have our own multi-positional bed.

5) We shock the socks off you.

4) We always come when we are called.

3) We are prepared for any rhythm.

2) We are familiar with Latex and restraints.

And the ... 1 reason to date an EMT...

1) Anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us!


Reasons to date a firefighter

10. They find it hot and leave it wet

9.They're good and trained in mouth to mouth

8. Anyone that can carry their hose over their shoulder has somthing going for them.

7. they always maintain their ummmm....apparatus

6. they never give up

5. They wear a uniform so there is no need to wear costumes in bed

4.They will find you no matter what position you are in

3. They can quickly and efficently solve any problem

2. They go in hard

1.They have the longest hoses

ADD-ONS
11.-They know when to pull out

12-They know when to wrap the "hydrant" when needed in fast pace situations

13.-"Not many can say that they are datin a hero"

14. -The hotter it is, the faster we come

15. - Dial 911 and make a firefighter come!