Fact:87% of you will not read this all.Fact:74.8% Of all percentages are made up on the spot.Makeup, is my art. It's my emotion poored out. We’re never as ridiculous by what we are as by what we pretend to be.Kids, be sure you stay away from cigarettes, don't drink alcohol and stay in school. Actually, I rather like cigarettes, so how about don't drink alcohol and stay in school? Hmmm... All right, just stay in school!I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.Im the girl... who can wrestle with you.... who you can talk to about anything... who laughs at your jokes.... who puts your cold hands in their warm hoodie pockets.... who lets you use their lap for a pillow.... who says i love you & means it.... who will kiss you in the rain, in the sunshine, and in the snow.... who calls you unexpectedly, just because they miss you.... who will have tons of inside jokes with you and remember each one.... a girl who notices haircuts and trims.... who realizes that you say things but don't always mean them.... who can tell you their problems and let you help.... who will really listen to you talk... who will bring you seashells from the beach.... who will be gentel when she beats you up when angry.... who writes love letters to you, but doesn't send them.... who draws pictures and slips them gently into your locker slot.... who saves their biggest, most genuine smiles for you....stares at you with deep eyes, that can look into yours, into the depths of your thoughts.... who knows your favorite color, song, car, vegetable, cologn and the color of your toothbrush.... who will shake your dad's hand and look your mom in the eye.... who will call you by your full name--first, middle and last.... who willl know when something is wrong, even when you're trying to put on your best act... who will kiss you and tell you you're sexy.... who will let you cry to them.... who will hold you & kiss your cheek.... who suprises you with compliments and random gifts and plays with your hair.... who will brag about you to all of their friends...who will not tell her friends about intimate stuff we did... not afraid to give you a great big hug right in front of their mom.... who wears perfume that you can subtly smell when you're leaning on their shoulder.... who will not try to meet up with other guys if they know you'll get jealous...who tells you you have a nice laugh and a smile that lights up the room, and really means it.... who simply wants to be yours to hold.Simply Kassie.I like...Sunny dry days, with a cool breez.Realistic people.Boys.(not so much sometimes)Girls.(not so much sometimes)Not shallow.Understanding.Different.Origional.Outgoing.Funny is a must. and Confident, not COCKY!MY DISLIKESWhen you wake up in the middle of a really good dream, and then you try to go back to sleep as fast as you can so that you can start off from where it ended, and it NEVER comes back!When you need ice but somebody forgets to fill up the ice cube trayWhen you get those pistaccios that are hard to openMonroe piercings....disgusting....they look like zits.....sparkly zitsBody Break with Hal Johnson & Joanne McLeodRunning out of toilet paperWhen someone starts using the hot water when you're taking a shower and it goes cold.When I take my dog for a walk, and I forget to bring the ball chucker, and I have to throw her disgusting slimey ball with my hands. The waiting room at the doctors office, and then after they call your name, they make you wait again in the other roomGetting food stuck in your teethWhen you purchase something at a store and they dont scan it properly, and the security alarm goes off when you're walking outAwkward silencesWhen your tea/coffee/soup is too hot and you have to wait for it to cool down, or when you just dont feel like waiting and you drink it anyways and you burn your toungeGraffitiWhen you're getting gas and you go over by a couple cents by accident, and then you have to crawl into your car searching for change, when all you wanna do is just give em your $20 and goPenniesWhen your pop or beer can explode when you open itWhen you have to work on sunny days, and then the days that you DO get off are rainy, mucky and grossSeeds (in fruit...ugh they're so annoying)Bad driversWhen I forget to charge my cellphone or my iPod and i cant use it the rest of the dayThugsPeople who cant get ur order right in drive through windowsWhen you scratch a DVD, CD or video game and its skips, or just isn't playable anymoreWhen I'm watching the food network and it starts to get me really hungry, and so I go look in the kitchen for food and there isn't anything to eatWhen you just can't get comfortable. Usually in bed, movie theater seats, and on the airplaneThose bums who try to clean your windshield with their filthy squeegeesCommercialsLate FeesTrying to find a parking space in a busy parking lotWhen you're using tape, and you lose the end of it, and it takes you forever to get it going againEbonicsThose little subscriziption cards that fall out of magazinesWhen you call the wrong number. Especially when you do it more than onceMosquitosLocking my keys in my carClub bouncers on a power tripCellophane on new CD boxes that is impossible to open unless you have scaples for fingersGetting just a cup of soda instead of the whole can on an airplaneBullsh*t search engine resultsBrainfreezeGoing through airport security and customsJunkmailAnd when these sites dont give you enough space to write all your dislikes :PI'm crazy fun!Name:Kassie(x) been drunk(x) kissed a member of the same sex(_) crashed a friend's car(_) been to Japan(x) ridden in a taxi(x) been in love(x) been dumped(x) shoplifted(_) been fired(x) been in a fist fight(x) snuck out(x) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex(x) ever dated someone of the same sex(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back(x) been arrested(x) made out with a stranger(x) stole something from your job(_) celebrated New Years in Time Square(x) gone on a blind date(x) lied to a friend(x) had a crush on a teacher(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new Orleans(_) been to Europe(x) skipped school(_) slept with a co-worker(_) cut myself on purpose(_) been married(_) gotten divorced(_) had children(x) seen someone die(_) been to Africa(_) Slapped someone you love(_) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival(x) Been to Canada(_) Been to Mexico(x) Been on a plane(_) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show(_) Thrown up in a bar(x(ROFL i lit my mouth on fire with a lighter)) Purposely set a part of myself on fire.(x) Eaten Sushi(x) Been snowboarding(x) Met someone in person from the internet(x) Been moshing at a concert(x) had real feelings for someone you knew only online(_) been pregnant or got someone pregnant(_) lost a child(_) gone to college(_) graduated college(x) had sexual intercourse(_) tried killing yourself(x) taken painkillers(_) intentionally burned oneself(x) love someone or miss someone right now(_) went to a prom(x) Bungee jumped(_) have been to a pop concert(_) have dated someone for a year or more.(_) sold naked pictures of yourself(x) been in a car accident(xxxxxxxxx) Slept in the nude(x) eaten cheesecake(_) had jury duty(x) hated someone without knowing them.(x) been to Maine(_) shot a real gun(x) had sex with someone within a week of meeting them(x) made out with someone within 5 days of meeting them(x) done ecstasy(_) gotten my ass kicked(x) been caught smoking(x(funny story) milked a cow(x) got in a verbal fight(_) cheated on someone(_) lied one time in this survey(_) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone(_) Done something w/ a friends bf/gf(_) Done something w/ a bf/gf's sibling(_) Committed a major crime(x) Dated someone older than you are(x) Gotten in trouble w/ the cops(_(but i moved out) ran away(x) Ever given someone a hicky(x) Ever gotten a hicky(x) Ever got super drunk(x) Went skinny dipping(x) Lied about where you're going(_) Ever lied about your age(_) Ever been pantsed(x) Had mono?(_) Beer bonged(xxxx) Got into a physical fight w/ a parent