HEY SEXY....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT U WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN U WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS 2 ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR CUTE IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FUCK*N ROCKKapow! You've been slapped on the Ass If you get 1-3 back ur Hot!4-6 ur Sexy!7-12 ur Ass is mine!Start Slappin. I better get this back
MyHotComments Sike, I thought this was cute, so please don't be offeneded.. However if U are, bite me!!! I hope U had a great weekend, keep in touch!!!
You MUST pass this angel on to at least 3 people within the hour of receiving this email.After you do, make a wish.If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly.You're...My friend,My companion,Through good times and bad,My friend,My buddy,Through happy and sad,Beside me you stand,Beside me you walk,You're there to listen,You're there to talk,With happiness,With smiles,With pain and tears,I know you'll be there, throughout the years!You are all good friends to mEe and I am grateful to you.Send this to all your good friends online to show them you are friends.If you get this back from:1 person - you are lonely2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many3 people - you have a few friends...4 people - you have some friends...5 people - you have several friends!!6 people - you have many friends!!7 people - you are SOOOO loved!!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED BY A MEMBER OF THE TRUELYCAN FREELANCE BOMBING FAMILYSpread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise mewe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K
OU'VE BEEN HIT WITH A SNOWBALL-O-LUV!!!> > ______$$____$s_______$_____$______________$> > ________$$$___$$______$$___$$____$________$$____s> > _$$_____$$$$___$$$___$$$__$$$____$_______$$$___$$> > __$$$____$$$$$__$$$_$$$$_$$$$$__$$__$___$$$___$$_____$?> > ___$$$$___$$$$$_$$$$$$$$xoxo$$$$$$$$$__$$$$_$$$____$$$> > ____$$$$$__$$$$$$$$______________$$$$$$$$$_$$$___$$$$> > ss$$$$xoxo$$$________________________$$$xoxo$$$$$$$> > _s$$$$$$$$$______________________________$$$$$$$$sss> > _____?$$$$________________________________$$$$$$> > ,ss$$$$$$$____________SPLAT!!!!_____________$$$$$$$$$ss,> > ____$$$$$_________________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$s> > __ss$$$$$$_____________XOXO______________$$$$$ss> > ss$__$$$$$$______________________________$$$$$__$ss> > ___s$$$$$$$$___________________________$$$$$$$____ss> > __$$$$__$$$$$$$$____________________$$$$$__$$$___$$> > _$$$___$$$__$$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$> > $$___$$$___$$$$_$$$xoxo$$$$$$$$xoxo$$___$$$$___$$s> > ___$$_____$$$?__$$$_$$$$_$$$$$?__$$_$$$___$$$$___$s> > _s$______$$?____$$___$$___$$$$___?$__?$$_____$$s> > _________$______$____$____?$$_________$?______?> > SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOUR FRIENDS CAN HIT YOU BACK-> > WITH LOTS OF LUV!!> > 1-4 TIMES...YOU'RE A SNOWFLAKE> > 5-10 TIMES...YOU'RE A SEXY SNOWSTORM> > 10-20 TIMES...YOU'RE A BAD_AZZ BLIZZARD> > 20 TIMES...YOU'RE A HOTTIE STORM OF THE CENTURY
I have a little angel that flys aroundwith a hammer and hits every one I love,I hope it beats the shit out of you!!!Send this to everyone you care about,even me if you care andif you get 8 you are loved
WOULD LOVE TO FIND YOU UNDER MY TREE!!!!I want you to know that you are amazing,and I appreciate your friendship.If I don't get this back,I understand.But I have a game for you.Once you read this letter,you must send it to 15 people that you really care about,including the person that sent it to you
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