My Wishlist First and foremost, I really, really love Xenomorphs. They are quite possibly my favourite thing in the entire world.Now, onto other things ^_^ name's Dana but everyone calls me Fash. I obsessively play Magic The Gathering and write novels on my spare time. I'm also an artist and have been drawing for many years, my favourite style to draw is Anime, and my speciality is erotica. I'm a dork who tends to linger a bit on the homebody side, although I'm a total nature-freak and absolutely love camping, hiking, and swimming too. Partying and getting inebriated is not my thing at all. Neither is giggling, watching Dawsons Creek and painting my nails - I'm a tomboy at heart. My humor has been called Black, fucked-up, twisted, sick, and even worse things - It's a mix between Monty Python and Dane Cook. I've been called outrageous, fiesty, stubborn, opinionated...it's for certain that if I believe in something, nobody can make me back down. I don't take anybody's shit (that means yours) and I don't expect anyone to take mine (I can have a lot to give). I thrive on humiliating myself and my friends in heavily populated public areas and am known to be a bit 'eccentric' in my daily life. On the flipside, I'm retardedly kind, friendly and polite - until you piss me off. Men are usually at a loss as to how to take me - I'm %50 Feminist and all Fiesty; I intimidate most guys I meet because I hold my own with them, can kick most of their asses at videogames and outdo their most disgusting joke (don't let it fool you - I squeal when I see cute furry animals). One thing is for sure - there is no subject that is taboo with me. It's very nearly impossible to offend me, I can be a little TOO open-minded. Some Obsessions include: Anime, Photography, Internet, Vegeta, Lip balm, Chocolate, Food, Panties/Lingerie, Movies, Animals, Body art, Miami Ink, Survivor, Jewelery, Books, Cameras, Sketchbooks, Journals, Sigourney Weaver, Bruce Willis, Xenomorphs, Icons/Avatars, Magic:The Gathering, Videogames, RPGs, Comics, Geek stores, Pens, Hello Kitty, and all things Sanrio. I'm part of a dying breed: Hot Geek Chicks (REAL geek chicks). Most people are very surprised to find that I play D&D, Magic, Warhammer, WoW and RIFTS and am still reasonably attractive with competent social skills ;) I'm silly, goofy, immature and prone to making obscene/random sound effects at the strangest and most inappropriate of times. Also, a true Virgo in the sense that I'm very emotional.+Animals+: I love all animals, including Arthropods, Invertebrates, and Reptiles. Not a big fan of Spiders though. Dogs are my #1 passion in the animal kingdom. I own two purebred German Shepherd Dogs named Star and Katie, they are a year and a half and sisters. I hope one day to be involved with dogs as a career, either as a Master Dog Trainer, Groomer or training and working with Therapy dogs. I'm very interested in Dog Training, including Agility, Flyball and Schutzhund. I am actively involved with BSL (Breed Specific Legislation for those of you who don't know) and am always trying to educate others about it. I love American Pit Bull Terriers and all other 'bully breeds' and am trying to shed positive light on their undeserved reputations. If you don't like pit bulls, or think that they're vicious monsters, don't talk to me. Rats are my other passion. I own six; three females and three males. I've been keeping rats for close to 13 years and consider myself quite knowledgable about them, so any questions you might have, just ask! :D I'm always trying to give people a new outlook on rodents - that they aren't smelly, disease-ridden pests, but rather very intelligent, affectionate companions. I've changed the mind of many a rat-fearing person when they hold one of my sweet babies for the first time and don't get bitten but rather kissed instead ;) Snakes are last but certainly not least on my list - I know it seems to contradict what I just mentioned about my love for rodents, but when you're an animal lover you need to understand that there are certain creatures who need to be dinner for others. All my mice are purchased pre-killed and frozen from petstore suppliers. I don't bond with these mice and although I don't enjoy feeding, I wouldn't starve my snakes or subject them to a 'vegetarian' diet which I'm strongly against. I own a 4-yr old albino cornsnake of the coral variety named Isis. He is currently 4ft 10in long.+ For the record, a list of things I dislike:rude people, bad manners, irresponsible pet owners, BackYardBreeders, BSL, ceaser millan, designer dogs, airplanes, travelling, spiders, macho guys, girly girls, beer, smoking, smokers, barbies, bimbos, cheaters, christianity, organized religion, religious fanatics, politics, george bush, stephen harper, the catholic church, conservatives, the conservative party, pro-lifers, homophobia, militant vegans, paris hilton, R&B music, emo, scene kids, new-age parenting, 80's fashion making a comeback, bad grammar, MSN lingo, people who type in CAPS LOCK, anorexia, super-thin models, fur fashion, guns, rednecks, hunters, trophy hunting, romantic commedies, potheads, bad tattoos, people who talk during movies, cellphones, people who bring babies or cellphones to movie theatres, manly men, football, sports in general, chauvinism, serious people, people who can't laugh at life (or themselves), people who are too mature to have fun.....and the list goes on.*"Men have orgasms, and women have babies. This is a sacred balance, whereby a man is made happy for two minutes and a woman spends the next nine months serving as host to a life-threatening parasite, then the next eighteen years held legally, morally, and fiscally responsible for the health and well-being of that parasite ... while the man is free to wander off or stick around at his leisure."Stop Fucking Him.*+ Some Things To Note About Me: I'm afflicted with a few disorders, for the record, I have Endometriosis, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, and suffer from Insomnia as well as Pes Cavus and Anemia. I am Bi-Polar and am thought by my doctors to have Dyscalcula. So if you thought I looked like the kind of chick that's easy to hit on and bring home to mom, hopefully this has deterred you :P