45 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on December 13, 2006
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Born on June 12th
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Hi - I'm Brian. I'm fortunately (or is it unfotunately?) one of those unique people who lead lives that most just gasp at and stare in astonishment. Here's a synopsis of my life (full of life and death experiences) ...here we go: when I was 6, my brother made me go get a ball that was next to a bees nest (I didn`t know it was) ... we found out that I was deadly allergic to bees; 7, I fell out of a tree; 11, was IN a fire (my face caught on fire, but somehow I miraculously reacted good and it only burned away one layer of skin perfectly - of course, that also meant no eyelashes, eyebrows, or nose hair for a while ...); 12, the front wheel of my friggin bike came off as I was riding it and I face planted into the asphalt (could`ve broken my neck); 14, my friend jams a stick into the spokes of my bike, and my head cracks against the asphalt (amazingly, nothing happened to me - but my friend sure felt bad); (getting older now) 18, I go tandem skydiving and get this! the 1st parachute doesn`t open right and is cut away! (the second one did open, but not until we started free-falling again for a bit...); this is the big one - 20, I`m in a plane crash (woke up 6 days later in a hospital VERY very damaged - took me over a year to start saying I was recovered); 22, I spin my car out on the highway and crash into the gaurd rail totaling my car (yet again, miraculously nothing happened to me except getting a sore shoulder); winter of 22, while snowboarding, I hit a jump wrong, flip myself striaght upside down and come down full force on my neck ... still not sure why I'm not at least paralyzed; 23, I flip my motorcycle doing a wheelie at about 40-45mph (had a lot of road rash from that, but I was smart and jumped before it fell on me so that I hit the ground and rolled like 10 times ... rolled right back up onto my feet too!!); 24, I smacked my bike up against a guard rail doing 70mph. Launched myself 20 feet through the air, into the woods, to a 15 ft drop off. No one saw it happen, and by some miracle, I didn't hit a tree or anything too substantial, so I didn't break any bones. My memory gaps between hitting the guard rail and being put on the stretcher; 25, once again I flip my motorcycle over - this time I'm on the highway doin 70. Again, what're my injuries? Road rash, that's all! At this point though, I'm quittin all this accident shit - I'm tired!!! LOLIn spite of all of this, I'm alway smiling and makin jokes! Think about it, if I haven't been stopped yet, is there really ever a reason in the world for me to NOT be happy?? NO! I love life and every big and small aspect of it!
45 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on December 13, 2006
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Born on June 12th
i got a puppy! hes 3 months old today, hes a jack russell fox terrier mix and his name is rylee and hes my lil baby! haha other than that ive been working 7 days a week and now im sick and blah:-(hope things are going better for ya!and happy valentines day!
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