57 Year Old
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Female
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From Woodbridge, VA·
Invited by: 437477·
Joined on December 2, 2006
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Born on February 8th
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Freakishly tall divorced 350lb ssbbw. Full time govt worker, mother of one 20 yr old man child, quirky, weird, fun, quick to laugh even when its not appropriate to do so, intelligent, creative, articulate, loving, kind, yet somewhat sarcastic, strong, independant, honest, not afraid to speak my mind and will do so usually without invitation hehehe.
Fancy dinners, roses, and corny poems arent my idea of romantic. The company you're with is far more important than where you go with them. I mean cmon if you're dining with Hitler, no amount of candlelight is gonna make that romantic.
What im lookin for: Ive met Mr. Married, Mr. Juswannabangu, Mr. Livetoofaraway, and Mr. Bemymommy. I'd like to meet someone fun to be around, bright, yet silly, who makes me laugh and who is brave enough to get to know me. Bonus points if you're tall. Extra Bonus points if u have a wrecking ball to knock down these walls :o)
Who I'd rather not meet? He hos, players, men who just wanna f**k bbw but wouldnt be caught dead actually dating one, (you know who you are, shame on you), and people who are careless with other peoples feelings.
57 Year Old
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Female
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From Woodbridge, VA·
Invited by: 437477·
Joined on December 2, 2006
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Born on February 8th
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