Participate with me on this. I only sent this to folks whose answers are
bound to be clever and interesting. This is what you are supposed to do and
try not to be LAME and spoil the fun! Just give in and do it. Copy, not
forward, this entire e-mail and paste it into new email. Change all the
answers so that they apply to you then send this to a whole bunch of people
you know *including* the person who sent it to you. Put your name in the
subject. The theory is that you will learn many little known facts about
your friends.
1. FIRST NAME: Walter WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, my father.
2. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY & WHY? Five minutes ago from watching a good movie. (call me a wimp and I'll beat you with a tooth pick)
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, I make chicken scratch look something that might hang in The Louvre.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Too many to mention ( I like to eat)
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Yes, one precocious little girl
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes
7. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Sort of. It's in my head but the key to it is locked in my car!!! (warning - only select individuals will get that joke )
8. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? I depend on it. Most people get it. Some just think I'm an asshole (I'm ok with that. I worked hard for that title)
9. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes, wait...........hold on a sec, I'll check.........Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh (Hey, which one of you rat bastards took my tonsils)
10. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yeah, might make me taller. (Here's to big dreams, huh? Drink up everybody)
11. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? What? That would require bending over. Those days are behind me
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes, but only when I'm mad so don't stand around me too long cause that kind of pressure could make me fart too. And you rrrreeeaaalllllyyyy don't want to be around for that. Can I get an Ay Men? HALLELUJAH!!!!
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Anything on a spoon headed towards my mouth. (did I mention I like to eat?)
14. SHOE SIZE? Somewhere between an 8 and a 10. (Duh! That would be a 9 wouldn't it?................Yay!! Go publc schools!!!!)
15. RED OR PINK? Well, I like my meat red and my p......... okay, I'm not answering the rest of this.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My temper. I have to admit. Most people are unaware of it because I've kept it in check for more than two decades now.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My all seeing all knowing mother. Man, I couldn't get anything past her and believe me, I tried.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Sure. Go ahead. I double dog dare ya!!!!
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black athletic pants with a white strip and I'm wearing socks for shoes cause that's how I roll. WHAT!!!!!!!??
20. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Oh, boy. Where do I begin? Mac and cheese, sage dressing, ham, roasted garlic potatoe's, dutch apple pie ala mode ( I did mention that I like to eat, right?)
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? My heater. (Damn you old man winter!!! You can't live forever you old fart!!!)
22. FAVORITE SMELL? Bacon, and freshly cooked popcorn
23. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED WITH ON THE PHONE? Kathie
24. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU MEET? How short they make me look. Lol!!! (Yeah, laugh it up now people. Just you wait til I grow up!!!)
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? yes. One of the best guys I know.
26. FAVORITE DRINK? Lol. Can I get some rum with that?
27. FAVORITE SPORT? Nascar
28. HAIR COLOR? Huh? Well, it was black when I had it.
29. EYE COLOR? Doo Doo brown
30. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
31. FAVORITE FOOD? (See answer 13)
32. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? How bout a scary ending to a happy move? Haaaaaaaaaa, wrap your brain around that!!!!
33. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Super Bad
34. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Blue
35. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer
36. HUGS OR KISSES? Both
37. FAVORITE DESSERT? Apple pie ala mode.
38. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND THE QUICKEST? Lets spin the wheel and see what comes up.
39. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Hmmmmmm?
40. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Da Vinci Code
41. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse of course. Duh!!
42. WHAT'S ON YOUR DESK TOP? A pic of my daughter Nyla
43. FAVORITE SOUNDS? Nyla calling me daddy and Children laughing and playing
44. ROLLING STONES OR THE BEATLES? Beatles when I smoke, Stones when I shoot up. WHAT???? Shit!!! My big rubber band just broke. Looks like it's gonna be the Beatles tonight.
45. THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Oh, man. That's a tough one for me. I'm think I'm gonna go with Kuwait.
46. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Sure. Does the name Gene Simmons mean anything to ya? (Ha ha. Lets see ya figure out what I meant by that?)
