It's MEISLE, Bitch. (What the fuck is a Meisle?)First, I'm Ashley (preferably Meisle), and that's it. If you don't like it, I'm not going to tell you to fuck off or go play in traffic, just simply relocate your arrow to the top right corner of the screen and click the red X.Second, I'm mean and judemental. I get it from my Mommy. If you're cool, you probably don't have anything to worry about.Third, and most important, I'm taken and NOT interested in you or any of your friends. Moving On...I'm human. I make human mistakes. I talk shit, and so do you. In contrast to many people's beliefs, I am a nice person. You'll enjoy my company if I like you, this I promise. I can be, at times, extrememly irritable. Patience is something that I do not have. I look down on people who fail to see the importance in a decent education and really wish that there was something I could do or say to open the eyes of those who dont. Right now, I'm enrolled at Camden County College... my associates is so close it's driving me crazy. One of these years I'll have a pHd in English... but I got to get out of county college first before I even think about that. I'm a jersey girl, fuck yeah. I'm loud, opinionated, sometimes extrememly ill-mannered, and I say FUCK alot. Oh yeah and while I'm on the topic, FUCK NORTH JERSEY. It's all about the bottom baby. Those god damned northerners need to break off! Philly's great.. and I bet it will be even greater once I'm of age. I'm twenty-one at heart... I love beer. Give me a beer and a good friend and I'll be the happiest mother fucker you've ever seen. I like the beach... that includes the sand and the people lying on the sand... NOT the ocean. Yuck...there are all kinds of creepy things in there. Anyway... I'm a control freak. I'm obsessed with Pink Floyd and Coheed and Cambria and if you don't like them then I probably want to fight you. I like being a bum and sitting on my ass all day eating chips and wasting my life away. Oh man, almost forgot about the people I love the most.... they are what makes me... ME! My Main Bitch, Codi. Yeah that's my best friend in the whole world right there... aint she cute? Holla, she's single. *wink* Anyway Codi likes to have fun but she doesn't drink which is like.. the best thing in the world for me since I'm an alcoholic and unable to drive most weekends. She likes fast cars and fast bikes... guys with big muscles, and fat animals. AND I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING OMG. My M.I.L.F. (and noone elses) SamanthaSamantha is, hands down, the nicest person in the world. She's too nice sometimes. AND, she's pregnant with our first baby boy. (There's this guy John that thinks it's his but we all know it's my love child.) Sam is the most beautiful female I've met in my entire life- so be jealous. I would take a bullet for her, no questions asked. That means I'll fuck a bitch up as well. <3 My Brotha From Another MothaYo, straight up- this my nig. Haha... There is no person in this world that can make me laugh as hard as he. AND if there was anybody that I could trust with my life, it would be him. I have love for him like I have love for my family. He likes asian chicks... so if you're asian... holla. But only skinny asians... fat asians aren't welcome. The Love Of My Life Michael Dibella is the fucking shit. You have no clue. Not only is he a genius but he's the biggest sweetheart in the world... i would say holla at him cause he's single but, if you ended up hurting him I would have to slice your throat. Even though lately it seems as if he's just too cool for everyone and their mom, he's still one of the most important people in my life <3