Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
It's Braille for "suck here".
Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."
Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them