LEAVE ME A VOICE MAIL MESSAGE HERE ON MY PAGE!!!Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage"A good relationship must be created. In the art of relationships the little things are the big things...It is never being too old to hold hands. It is remembering to say "I Love You," at least once each day. It is never going to sleep angry. It is having a mutual sense of values and common objectives. It is standing together facing the world. It is forming a circle of love that gathers in the whole family. It is speaking words of appreciation and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways. It is having the capacity to forgive and forget. It is giving in eachother an atmosphere in which each can grow. It is finding room for the things of spirit. It is a common search for the good and the beautiful. It is not only being with the right partner. It is being the right partner." "Don't look for beauty, it is delusive. Don't look for wealth, it is perishable. Look for someone who will make you laugh, because it only takes a laugh to lighten up a dark day. Find the one who makes your heart laugh!" Dance like no one is watching, love as though you've never been hurt, sing as though no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth. I'm a chick from Worcester but I currently habitate in Shitsfield, Taxachusetts...someone called me the devil's spawn once. I think it was my mom. So that would make either her or my biological father the devil. I am proof not to smoke or do any drugs when you're pregnant. My mom definately ate the brown acid at Woodstock. I'm a two-time Cancer Survivor. If you're going to message me with an opening line of "hey baby ya wanna fuck" save it for someone who will actually respond. I'm not here for a popularity contest. If you don't like me then go fuck yourself-two times. If you're looking for a really dumb friend with no personality, um, go away. If you're a yankees fan, go choke on something, preferably a foul ball. If you have no sense of humor, we will not get along. I ¢¾ to embarrass myself on a daily basis. I will do anything on a dare. Bet me $5 bucks to jump off the roof and I'll do it. Um, i like cars, sports, bikes, cars, sports, music, tattoos, piercings, animals and I love my 3 dogs to death. I'm a little crazy and I like to have a good time. I like to play the guitar & sing in the shower. I love to play the drums too. I like to make noise. Don't give a shit about material things. NO DRAMA-DRAMA FREE AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!! My full-time day job is pretty crazy. I travel alot and encounter alot of assholes & the scum of the earth! At night, I run www.EccentricCustomPrinting.commy little side business that blew up into another full-time job. But I get to design and use my creative side and deal w/nice people! I do my own graphic design and I also work with musician / band promotion (i.e. posters, flyers, mailers, CD/DVD packaging, buisness cards, invitations, promotions). If you're interested in my services, hit me up. My website has been under construction since October... I love cars, I appreciate them too. I love to work on cars, however, I just don't have the time that I used to. Classy on the outside-crazy on the inside =)> Love to cook and show off my mean, italian skillz...like to give massages and get massages and get em again..haha. When I wash my car it rains. When my moonroof is open, a tyranasaurus flies over and shits on my shifter. My puppy thinks I'm a tree and pees on me. I totally spoon w/my dog, Katy, everynite. I like to jump in puddles. I have OCD. I don't want my food to touch eachother so I eat w/those little kid plates that have the dividers. I need to know where my chapstick/lip gloss is at all times. I hate the word "slacks." Alot. It bothers me. My dad loved Prodigy and thought they said "Snap my Picture." I told him that it was "SMACK MY BITCH UP" and he was like, oh. Wow. Ya had to be there I guess. I have no idea what I wanna be when I grow up. I'm in the process of finding myself so if you find me, please let me know. I should wear a helmet at all times, so I've been told. I'm accident prone-well, accidents find me. I guess you could say I'm a klutz. I shouldn't wear white, ever. But I do. I have the attention span of an ant. Airlines lose my luggage constantly. I spent the first two days of my honeymoon w/no underwear. My family is utterly bonkers but I love them. I asked my mom once if she let my dad "stick it in her butt" and I still have the handprint on my butt to prove it. But at least she laughed. Nothing surprises me. I'll try anything. But I hate seafood. I make it for people but I think it tastes yucky. I'm prolly bi-polar ;) I have my wild days and my calm days. I guess that's what makes me ME. I grew up way too fast. I'm definately an adrenaline junky. My family is Italian, loud, neurotic and tell the dirtiest jokes evern but I LOVE them to death. If you're my friend or family, I will give you the shirt off my back. I'm learning to love myself. I've realized the hard way that you can't love anyone else until you love yourself. I have a fetish w/tattoos. I only have seven myself and am in an inner war with myself whether or not to say fuck it and ink up my body. I do my own piercings. I keep em for a while then take em out. I look very feminine but I'm a tomboy at heart. I wrote to the Dr. Phil show to see if he can help me w/my twisted thoughts of seeing a tattoo and wanting to lick it. Yeah, fucked up. Attraction to me is through the eyes. Totally love eyes. Eyes are the key to the soul. I'm a chamelion; my appearance changes. I have to appear very professional for my job so all tats & piercings dissappear. My dogs come # 1 in my life. Yes, I spoon my dogs They keep me happy and sane. Katy licks my tears when I cry, Buddy has a mohawk and knows just when to do his happy dance to make me laugh. Bruschi is still a puppy. 'Bout 3 months now and she still tries to milk off of me. I have nipples but you can't milk me Focker. If you're not terrified yet and wanna know more, hit me up. Love new friends...but I hate people, go figure. I don't get along w/girls usually, cuz I don't have those girly, girl interests. I'm a total tomboy at heart. I do not have any regrets. Every step I've taken and everything I've done has made me who I am today. Love me or leave me. I do not conform. But I won't do anything to harm anyone. Let's see what else. I'm silly-love to laugh. Livin', laughin & learnin is what I love to do. Life's damn short! Love to "bust on you." Big-heart. Too big sometimes. Definately lacking patience. Hey, I'm honest. You only live once and I want to die happy w/no regrets! My dream is to move to Baja and live on the beach off of coconuts in a grass skirt, a coconut bra and dreadlocks. And I'll sell pina coladas for SPANGE. You are a naughty boy... go to my room! My breasts are heavy, will you hold them for a while? Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I? I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?