Dont piss down my back an tell me its raining. K Thanx. Im Asexual, I'll never date you, because I hate everyone equally. I have no problems with stabbing you in the foot, just ask nicely. Dont be scared, I only bite to draw blood. I like red gummi bears, but only the red ones. Im racist against all the others. I Hate Celery. I think it tastes just like it smells and I think it smells like ass, personally. If there is anything else you want to know... Feel free to ask... Im not that insane, I promise. *Crosses fingers* Youre stupid, I hate you. You look funny and you smell. People dont like you, they just pretend because they are afraid of you. But guess what, Im not scared of you. You walk around with your head hung high, like youre some kind of god. Did you know when you do that, people can see the snot in your nose? Stop acting like your queenBee/mr popular, you dumb shit. How long did you think you could get away with being all high and mighty before someone like me came around and kicked you to the ground? Putting you down makes me smile. Just like when you put me down, you laugh. This childish game we have is fun. I think im in love with it. Lets do it again sometime. xoxox Yeah, Im a grumpy little fat kid that needs her daily cut of pie. Whats it to ya?! Im a terrible, mean person. I will laugh in your face when you fall and hurt yourself. I wont help you up, I will just fall in laughter and try to keep from peeing myself.... but it would be all out of love. I cant wait to be old... so I dont have to have a reason to hate everyone and be grumpy all the time. I want a cane to hit people with it, and get away with it. To all the people that come to my page after reading my profile, and for some reason think I am bitter about something... Youre wrong. I am simply being realistic. Its impossible to be nice to everyone and its impossible to always be happy. I am mainly being silly while writing these things...But while being silly I am also being serious. I put up with alot of peoples shit... but thats because I like them. I dont know 50% of you, so I have no reason to put up with you. I dont mind if you dont like me... chances are I dont like you either. On that note... I hope everyone has a terrible day... and if it happens to end up to be a good one... I hope you loved every moment of it, because you only get one of those every two years. Put the lime in the coke, you nut. *sigh* I say stupid shit all the time... and I dont mind, do you? If I could go back in time, I would go back and tell Elvis to lay off the drugs... if I could go back in time, I would go back to the "Western" times (yeah, you know you love it) and be a whore in a whore house, because those bitches have skills and that's how I roll. I would go back in time when there were pirates and... be a pirate, I dont care what you say, I would do it even if there wasnt chick pirates. And if I cant be a pirate... I would be a pirates whore...How do you like them apples? So, I just saw this commercial..."There is such a thing as being alittle pregnant" No there isnt, you bitch... If youre pregnant... Youre fucked... there isnt being alittle fucked. YOURE CRAZY!!!! Feel like talkin? Yahoo- xburriedxaxliex If I dont answer, it means you suck. Put it in your butt, it will work faster. Is it normal to feel like your eyeballs are going to fall out of your head? Because thats how I feel all the time. Kind of like someone is stick forks in my eyes and trying to pull them out. Im dying nice and slow.... Just like I like it. When I have a child, which I dont ever want to do, but IF by some weird happenings I find someone that makes me think about having childern, I want to name it Seven. Im sure they will do just fine in life. I also want a dog and name it pickles. Oh man.... I think the hearing in my left ear is slowing going out...Thats awesome, Im gonna be a 19 year old deaf chick, I cant wait. On the brighter side of things, I think only one of my kidneys is falling out of my ass. So lets have a party!