Winter AccidentA woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Mondaymorning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither ofthem are hurt.God works in Mysterious ways.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,"So you're a man.That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there'snothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from Godthat we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest ofour days."Flattered, the man replies,"Oh yes, I agree with you completely; thismust be a sign from God!"The woman continues,"And look at this, here's another miracle. My caris completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely Godwants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."Then she hands the bottle to the man.The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle,and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle andimmediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.The man asks,"Aren't you having any?"The woman replies,"No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."MORAL OF THE STORY:Women are clever, evil bitches.Don't mess with them.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY i know its earley but i may not be on that day xxxooo zz
