I'm a nice guy. I like to have fun. I like helping people out. I like a lot of things, really.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"I count be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams." -Hamlet

"Try a night of gay sex. If you end up liking it, you will meet more people to share your faith with. If you end up disliking it, then your repentance and faith will just get stronger. Either way, God wins." Troy Conrad

"I am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood. Don't degrade me into the position of giving you useful information. Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." -Oscar Wilde


"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think." -Jean de la Bruyère