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45 Year Old · Male · From · fuMarried to: Della Fan Be... · fu-Owned by sweetcheeks... and is worth 1,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on January 7, 2010 · Relationship status: Married · Born on April 18th · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!

Hello. I was invited to Fubar by my brother. He did so because he needed a mercenary in FuMafia. I begrudgingly obliged him. (He is my brother after all and I figured I'd sign up with everything set to private and never log on again).
Well, one morning I was bored and decided to give FuMafia a try. I tried to ask my brother a question but because my privacy settings were set to no one I couldn't send either. So I loosened my settings in order to ask questions related to the game. Then I noticed my sister-in-law had rated me. I tried to rate her back but she had her profile limited to users with a salute. Therefore, I now have a salute.
Are you still reading? Good. Since you read this far I'll tell you a little about myself. I'm married. Father of one.
I never considered myself a cat person until I was adopted by a stray. That was May 2005 and she is still here.

I return all rates. I won't rate less than a ten. I saw the movie Bambi as a young boy and believe Thumper's dad gave some of the best words to live by. If you don't remember or haven't seen it you owe it to yourself to do an Internet search on "Thumper's Law" or "Thumperian Principle". If I mistakenly fat finger a rating of 9 (easy to do on an iPhone) I will immediatly rate an 11 to cancel it out.

I like my privacy and respect yours. I rarely chat.

Thanks for reading this through. I'm off of my soapbox.

45 Year Old · Male · From · fuMarried to: Della Fan Be... · fu-Owned by sweetcheeks... and is worth 1,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on January 7, 2010 · Relationship status: Married · Born on April 18th · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
Interests
I am an avid cyclist. Not a racer but I'm not shy about taking a pull in a paceline. I proudly say I'm a CAT 6 cyclist! No chance of ever being anything other than that.
Music
I like everything. Well, not jazz and you can't spell crap without rap.

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