In a nutshell, I'm composed of combustible material, light on the salt, heavy on the broughaha, a pinch of loquaciousness for viscosity, stir, KaBooM, you got yourself a top of the line troublemaker...I dont think there is anything i am afraid of, besides changing a tire on the side of a busy highway and thats more of me being cautious... There aint no rest for the wicked until they close their eyes for good... Salsa taste good on anything, I am cooler than you without refrigeration techniques... I live in the Great State of Texas... did you know that you can put ketchup on minor cuts and scrapes to help them heal, true fact... I love eclipses... I do NOT Rap unless it is for Terminally Ill Charities...... I Love beer lasagna, pizza, MEAT, beer, and salads if they have steak or chicken, but Sandwiches are my favorite, "why bick?" well its because of their ability for individual diversity and because anybody's favorite meal can be a sandwich/burrito/wrap... I love fruits but not the gay kind...and my half brother is gay so i am also not a basher, or racist, or prejudice when it comes to people, but i do love seeing stereo-types in action (news flash stereotypes are usually true thats why we have them)... back the fuck up off my kool-aid... I don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis, Coors light, Bud light, Landshark, Tecate, and just about any other beer hahaha... Whats cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese...Tequila is my best friend, i love-ed you, vodka makes me speak with a russian accent... I love conversating with telemarketers why they struggle to stay on subject... I am unofficially a doctor, lawyer, bounty hunter, author, artist, consultant, bodyguard, sales person, musician, magician, comedian, asshole, boyfriend, and rodeo clown.... I want to skydive in space... I think pics of nebulas/galaxies and stars are some of the coolest pictures out there, along with your twat...I am a whore, "why bick?" well kids,its because when i ran for Mayor I cut my hair short and changed my page to hit a larger demographic and to seem more adult-like and responsible, but i already was i just didn't see it, this is a confession and a lesson to be yourself...cats are funny not because they are evil, but its because they can turn the biggest baddest mofo alive into a sissy the moment they say "here kitty, kitty, kitty"... vlasic pickles are awesome, uncookies are better than cookies...I want to battle the gay alliance for rights to the rainbow, they can keep the triangle thing... I invented the pencil, thats not true... I have smoked with Obama... Rush Limbaug should fall through a ring of fire... if you have stretchmarks, it dont matter if you were fat then got skinny, or skinny then got fat, either way we fucking, either way... Speed Monopoly is bullshit... what the fuck does yahtzee mean?...If you bless the flowers, you better bless the weeds... Dont mess with Texas...Thats what she said... the mind is more powerful than you think...Go Cowboys... if you are a chick that watches sports that will not make me like you more, i lied it would... whats in a scoobie snack?.. i wish my dog could talk, i wish i had a dog... I can have a great time without drugs and alcohol and so it is logical to presume that i could have an exponentially better time with them... Jesus is not your homeboy... I want to eat your brain... Sports would be more entertaining with steroids... I can feel it.... Jason Biggs is a big pussy, Alex Jones is a nut... I hate French-Canadians, pick a fucking side... There's a feeling i get when i look to the west... The Zombie virus is a combination of the avion bird flu, swine flu, and mad cow disease...I eat tuna cuz i like it, i eat other fish because I think they are aliens, so in a way its patriotic... think before you act, act like you think... Remember if you have to ask, you cant afford it