Ok so im supposed to tell you about myself. And I guess who better to tell you about me then me... right!?! Well I could tell you that im 500 pounds with purple hair and one arm thats shorter then the other but I figured since I have a pic showing at least of my face you know im lying. Anyways enough of my sarcastic bullshit. I don’t know how many of you will actually read this but here goes nothing. Im a huge smartass and am told I analyze pretty much everything. I work for a law office here in Sin City. As of January I have been here 5 years. I was born and raised in San Diego until I was 18 and then I moved to Atlanta. The reason I moved here are of no importance. I have a huge potty-mouth but I know how to be a lady when the occasion asks for it. So if you have a problem with me cursing well then leave me the hell alone because im not going to change. As for my style im not punk, im not goth and im not Emo. Im all three. I have two boys who are my life and the reason I get up every morning besides the fact that I have to go to work. So if you don’t like kids all I can say is fuck off. Im very straight forward and I don’t believe in sugar coating things because everyone finds out the harshness of reality eventually. Im also a big kid and I love to put a smile on peoples faces. I promise im not a complete bitch all the time or even most of the time. So in ending to my long ass paragraph about myself I leave you with this. Life is to short (im going to contradict myself) even though it is the longest thing we will ever do we don’t know when it will end. And trust me when I say I have had some close calls. I’ve been in the hospital every year since 2003 (no worries nothing major). Im telling you this not so you would feel sorry for me trust me my family feels sorry enough for me instead of being happy for me that im still here and kicking what can I say im stubborn. But I have learned to live my life as happily as possible and live it true. True to myself and to the people I cross in my path.