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36 Year Old · Male · From San Francisco, CA · Joined on August 26, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 1st
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36 Year Old · Male · From San Francisco, CA · Joined on August 26, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 1st
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Let's get this ball rolling. I'm a 21 year old male, but hell, anyone can find that info. So, how about I give you all those juicy tidbits you ain't finding on the top of the page? Still with me? Good. If it's bolded, I think it's important. If you're short on time, just hit those nice thick, grey letters and skip the rest. If you really want to know what I'm about, I hope you enjoy reading. Don't worry. I'll keep it entertaining.

I like talking online, talking in person, coffee, going to the movies, going out to eat, staying in, going to clubs every so often, partying when I can, drawing, writing, attempting to fumble my way through a guitar, Erotic Art, Weed (Nothing harder for me, personally.), playing video games, Music, soda, having friends who don't mind being close, cuddling, sex and having it (So, I broke a grammar rule. I'm a baaaaad apple. *snickersnort*), my New Rock boots, my cane (His name is Friedrich. I'm not physically disabled, but if I ever get mugged with a knife, I'll laaaaaugh.), my hair (I need to do something about it, though.), San Francisco and the bay area, Literacy, emoticons, sleeping with someone (No, really. Sleeping.), Role Playing Games (the tabletop kind), walking (Preferably with someone), openness, and HTML tags.

I have a particular warm spot on my heart for blogs written by women on feelings and sexuality. It's a real eye opener to read some things from a woman's perspective, kinda like indirect advice. Oh, and let's face it-- Some of 'em get pretty steamy. I really need to get back into decent blogging...

I don't like being boldly lied to, homework (3D Modeling is the exception), uptight people, prudes, faulty technology (And faulty wiring, for that matter), the fact that I can't play my guitar all that well, that I don't have as much time to draw as I'd like, people who refuse to take 'no' for an answer, people who just plain don't get it, the assumption that because I'm black that I live the stereotypical lifestyle, when people constantly bring up age or status differences, people who can't open up, intolerance, ignorance, double standards, and general stupidity that could otherwise be avoided.

So, I guess I'll break from the lists now. I'm pretty easygoing for the most part. I'm a believer in letting people live their lives without adding to their own mile-high plates of shit. After all, we live in the same world.

I like people. Yeah, that's a broad phrase. I like to think about the way people think, to put it in a roundabout way, I suppose-- It's interesting the way we act, interact, and go about life. I feel like I'm headed to the end of another transition in who I am. I like it. I feel like a much more free thinking individual as I manage to shove off my fears and inhibitions.

I also happen to like sex. This doesn't mean I'm perpetually horny, but I'll be safe and say prudes need not apply.

Oh right! I'm a bit of a fucking geek. I also like to exercise my right to expletives. Fuck. I'm occasionally known to replace my entire vocabulary with four letter words, sometimes for minutes on end. I didn't realize how much I swear 'till someone pointed it out to me. The most appropriate response at the time I could come up with was, "Well, fuck, dude." That said, I'm capable of keeping a clean mouth at least 8 hours out of the day. No holds barred after 9PM, though.

Other things I'm Interested in

Geminis: As you can see, I'm a Gemini and I'm very serious about it. What's this mean? Well, if you've ever read a personality profile for a Gemini, it's correct. Both the good and the bad. Now, Geminis, what does this mean for you? I'm wary of you. Oh, am I wary of you. No offense, but I know myself. (Yeah, I know you're giggling right now because you're thinking of yourself and going, "Oooooooh.. Teehee") At the same time, I love you and embrace you with more open arms than possibly anyone else. If it's a friendship you're after, you got it, if it's a date, sure, if it's a relationship, I'm a little cautious, but you know exactly why, and if it's sex, It's gonna happen at the drop of a hat.

Dragons (Chinese Zodiac): Because of your likely brazen, bold, and firm nature, as well as my brazen, bold, and firm nature it's a likelihood that we will argue a lot. That's not a bad thing though. It's good to be able to defend a stance against someone you're already friends with. Strangers may not exchange the time of day, but friends can argue for hours and still be happy.

***

A few other things

So, this section was an afterthought. Here's a few random things.

-Stephen Colbert is a man-like demigod. (Among men)

-I'd be a Capoeirista if I stopped being so damned lazy.

-I'd be a tracuer if I started running again.

-I really want a purp bong.

-I'd make my own clothes if I still had a sewing machine and all the supplies I needed.

-I'm easier to understand with a fake, generic british accent.

-I feel like my profile seems extra serious. :x

::Stuff I think about a lot::

Why I'm not reading a damned book

Sex: You KNEW that was coming. Just figured I'd get it out of the way.

Monogamy vs Polyamory: This has been coming up quite a bit recently, and I've become very interested in the idea of polyamory.

My next girlfriend/lover: Who would I get very serious with next? I'm tired of 'settling'. I know there's someone out there who matches me just enough. I'm still formulating just what I want,

"The Other Stuff": Who, what, when, where, why, how, and Woo. Shelby Woo. But not anymore. That show's off the air. What homework's done, what's not, what am I working on, what the fuck? What is 'the fuck' anyways? What if it were phrased, "What, the fuck?" Who would the 'the fuck' be at that point, and am I the only person who gives a fuck about the Fuck?
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Fuck. (Honestly, I just had to get that one out of my system.)

::More random shit that means something. Well, to me.::
I have a weakness for girls with short hair, light eyes, and boots. If you have all at once, you can probably just put me on a leash or something. Androgynous girls make me melt. Stick either of these on a moped, and I might have an orgasm or something. :)

My ideal girl probably exists. As a lesbian.

I generally don't wear pants in the confines of my room?

::You should probably harass me if...::

So, this is more of a list of stuff that'd be cool, than like... Actual criteria that has to be followed. So, really, message me if you want to :) I just happen to be very interested in the things below.

•You enjoy digital art
•You you like Tabletop RPG's.
•You're a GM.
•You believe 4/20 is a good day. (And not because of the Nazis.)
•You enjoy cuddling on a rainy day. Or any day, really.
•You find the above activity more fun with weed?
•You ride mopeds? Or think they're rad. Hur hur.
•You like literacy and intelligence, but don't think they need to be enforced 24/7.
•You have short hair, blues eyes, or boots? All three are not necessary, but damn, it would be captivating. Green eyes will likely have the same effect. You really don't have to have any of the attributes to message me though. It would just be especially nice. :)
•Ya don't mind people typin' how they talk. :)
•You notice that only one of these bullet points doesn't end in a period... But it doesn't necessarily bother you.
•You love listening to music of all kinds.
•You're a girl who's gender appears very ambiguous.
•You want to learn to play D&D or other RPG's.
•You want to help me write mine.
•You went back to find that damned aforementioned
•You don't mind a sarcastic sense of humor.
•You still haven't found that stupid fucking period.
•You like playing video games.
•You want to hang/get intoxicated at Dolores Park.
•You want to invade Mission in general.
•You want to play mechanic's assistant sometime or other.

36 Year Old · Male · From San Francisco, CA · Joined on August 26, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 1st
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