"How many times have I prayed... the Angels would speed me away?" The Regulator - Clutch

I am a Graphic Artist and a Photographer.

I am definitely a nerd... tend toward dork sometimes.

I am insanely open-minded musically... most people say this, but really have no idea what it really means.

I think the ability to engage in intelligent conversation can be one of the sexiest traits anyone can have.

I have lived in 3 different countries and visited about 10. Loved them all...

I will make you laugh. Period. It may take a few minutes... but when it starts, there will be milk shooting out the nose.

I avoid clowns like the plague... Ironically my parents were circus-folk.

I have a few tattoos, and hopefully a few more on the way. No piercings anymore... except my ears.

SLC changed me. I am still very much a punk at heart... I just don't look the part anymore.

I went to culinary school... and am a massive foodie.

I read voraciously... and not just comic books. I always have at least 2 books going at any given time.

I often times doubt the existence of others.

I tend to carry a camera bag everywhere... it gets annoying.

I am a transplant to NH... originally from Mass. My heart is still there most of the time. I spend as much time in Boston as I can...

I am a feminist. And yes, I know what that means... sheesh... I have gotten berated for that. Guys can be feminists too you know!! I am also old-fashioned, in that I hold doors... etc... there is a balance.

I wear shorts in the winter... I have a hard time wearing pants, except for special occasions. weddings, funerals... I think that's it.

Very into tats and piercings.

I am really good at:
Picking stuffed animals up in the crane machines...

Being a hopeless idealist... I want to take over the world, but I want to save it more.

Slinging sarcasm... Sarcasm is sport in my world!

Irony; see sarcasm.

Preparing for the zombie apocalypse... it really is coming and I want to be ready.

FSM

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Making my business a success...

The 'Bumblebee effect'.

Art.

Music.

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

Not riding in anything with a Capasan-38 engine, they fall right outta the sky.

How people can possibly be rude to wait-staff and service people.

Why I bother, no one reads this.

I will never use the word 'Holla' in a sentence


I am fat... there I said it...fat. I am the fat kid... I am working on it, but there it is.