Hello everyone,

This is a little bit about me. I am mom who adores my kids. I have a job that I see more of then I do my home. I am a fun and crazy person but I do have a serious side to me when need be. I like to meet and talk to new people when the opportunity is there. I am not a big drinker but I do like to have a beer every once in a while. I love animals of all sorts. Well I guess that is pretty much all you need to know. If you think I have not said enough let me know and I will try to answer you.


This truly fits me and my current situation. I am at the courtroom sex. I love it.



The seven steps of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face..

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called : Hallway Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'


The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex . * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)


The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex ..
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. *