HELLO MY SUBCUTURE CLASSMATES, I'M FREAKSHOW I'M BASS PLAYER FOR SWITCHBLADE SAINT,I DO STAND UP AT THE JERSEY SHORE AND ALL POINTS NORTH AND PREMOTE BANDS.WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN I'M A PARANORMAL CONSLTANT, EXCORCIST,MARRIGE COUNSELER VAMPIRE HUNTER AND LOUNGE SINGER.IF YOU HAVENT REALIZED THIS YET ,I AM COMPLEATLY MAD!!JUST LOOKIN FOR THE RIGHT ONE,IN THE MEANIME,HAVING A BALL WITH THE WRONG ONES.I'M 42 SINGLE NO KIDS,AND NO I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!HELL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT THE KING OF MY REMOTE CONTROL LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP,BRING HOME 18YEAR OLD GIRLS-OR 50 YEAR OLD GIRLS! DOHNUTS FOR DINNER, COLD PIZZA FOR BRAKFAST AND BEST OF ALL..WHEN SOMEONE BETTER COMES ALONG....AND GOD BLESS'EM THEY ALWAYS DO I CAN ROTATE THE STOCK!YES AS YOU SEE IM A COMPLEATE AND UTTER BASTARD,BUT HONEST ABOUT IT, IM NOT HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO FROLIC INTO THE SUNSET WITH.BUT SOMEONE WIYH A SENSE OF HUMOR AND I CAN TALK WITH,AND NOT HAVE TO LOWER MY JOKES TO A THIRD GRADE LEVEL.LIFE IS DULL AT BEST,ONY MADE TOLERABE BY RISK AND ADVENTURE!WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT,AND I CAN SAY THIS FOR SURE,YOUR GONNA LOVE ME, OR YOUR GONNA HATE ME,BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME YOU'LL FIND IM A TRUE AND LOYAL FREIND,IF YOU DONT LIKE SOMETHING CHANGE IT,IF YA CANT CHANGE IT,CHANGE THE WAY YOU THINK ABOUT IT.IM ONLY BORDERLINE INSANE AS WELL SODON'T TAKE THINGS I SAY TOO SERIOUSLY. TOODALOO, FREAKSHOW X