I love theatre. The arts in general. Poetry. Gratuitous violence in movies. Lawn darts at a crowded child's birthday party. Sushi. The outdoors. Fast women. Slow dogs. Irish whiskey. Cookies w/ beer. Cold winter nites. Motorcycles. Road kill. Screech owls. Snotty cats. Blackened tire streaks on the road leading into something unmoveable. Tinkering in the garage. Kicking around in salvage yards. Trampin' & Campin'. Walking loudly in antique shops. Pointing out the short-comings of others. Sneezing. Rare steak. Spicey food. Loud heavy music. Drinkin' whiskey in the dark listening to old country music. Driving fast thru back roads at night w/ no lites. Playing the devil's advocate. Planning my world domination. Old houses. Writing. Spray painting in enclosed spaces w/ no ventilation. Chasing dreams. Star gazing. Beer pong. Staring at walls. Dive bars that serve PBR and Lord Calvert. Saepe creat molles aspera spina rosas. And, yes. I really am an asshole yet charmingly louche..