Hmmmmm, what can I say about myself? ALOT! My stats you can see already, but those just aren't enough. Well, let's start off with... I'm an average person, hardly. Ok, I won't lie to you, I'm very above average. I'm no skinnyskanky supermodel, but I'm damn hot in my own way. And don't start with the whole "oh, she's got a great personality, huh? Must be a dog" thing. Ask anyone who knows me, well at least those who've been able to get past my sarcastic humor, I'm an awesome person whose addicted to drinking coke and searching for great sex! *takes a bow*Wow, I just read that and it makes me sound very arrogant. *shrug* Oh well. I am sarcastic, though, and I freely admit I can be a HUGE bitch. Quite honestly I see it like this, if you can't get past those two things about me, I'm better off not knowing you. Damn, there's that bitch popping out again. *beats bitch back with shovel and shouts "Stop it! We're trying to make people LIKE us!!"* Ahem, now, where were we? Ah yes...I love humor. It ranks right up there with music for me. Trust me on this one, I find guys like Jim Carrey and Dave Chappelle friggn HOT and it's because of their sense of humor. No joke, it's major with me when looking for a friend or someone to be with. Dammit, if you can't laugh, especially at yourself, then you might as well dig a hole and bury yourself in it cuz you're partially dead already. Yeah. Ok, moving on...*pushes bitch back down*Yeah, ok, let's start over... *extends hand to shake* Hi, my name is Jen and I'm a divorced mother of one, living on my own, drowning in debt and trying not to cry every night because I need someone to hug me. *bright June Cleaver smile* Would you like a fresh baked cookie?Hardly *dies laughing then chokes on coke* Uh, yeah, if we were to compare me to any woman on tv, I'd be a cross between Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Roseanne!! Hmmmm, interesting combo there. That's it, a slutty ass kicker mixed with down to earth mom-bitch! *lmao*Hmmmm, have I scared everyone away now? *hears crickets chirping* Yeah, thought so. But for those of you who've actually stayed and read through all of this crap to find out more about me, thanks! *tosses you a chocolate covered cherry* You can have my cherry!!!