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" hi im joshua "


32 years old male living in Illinois-Bloomington/Peoria, United States of America.
( Zodiac: Cancer - Chinese Zodiac: Tiger - BirthStone: Ruby )


About Me:
I EAT, LAUGH, AND WHEN I CAN LOVE. I HAVE STRANGE AND SOMTIMES TWISTED SENSE OF HUMMOR SHY AT FIRST THEN TALK TO MUCH SOMTIMES PEOPLE TELL TO STUP UP SOEMTIMES I REALIZE IT ZIPPED IT I HAVE VERY FAMILY SO I MAKE MY FRIENDS FAMILY I HAVE VERY LITTLE TRUE THE ONES I DO HAVE IM PROTECT OF THEM LOYAL DEPENDALE AND (I CAN PEE ON A PAPER ON THE DIME SO YES HOUSE BROKEN AND GROWL AND BITE) WHEN A CAN TO PROTECT MY (FRIENDS FAMILY) SOME MY ORGINAL FAMILY AS WELL. I HOPE LIKE DOG JOKE ABOUT PEEING BUT REST IS TRUE NEED MORE ABOUT ME WRITE AND FIND OUT ME


People I'd Like to Meet:
JOSS WEDON CREATER OF BUFFY ANGEL AND MY FAVORITE FIRE FLY ANDY THE MOVE SENRINTY AND THE GUY NAMED WHO PLAYED XANDER I WAS SORT LIKE HIM GROWING UP JRR TOLKIEN DEEN KOOTZ ETC
EJ, TESSA, SHAUNY AKA HENNIE

Interests:
DVD AND MOVIES COLLECTOR. HIKING CAMPING WHEN I CAN . MUSIC ROCK AND DONT LAUGH CLECTIC, IRSH, SOME SCOTISH MUSIC IM MORE OF TV PRESON THAN MUSIC PERSON


Movies:
LORD OF THE RINGS, CRONICLES OF NARNIA AKA THE LOIN THE WICT AND WARDROBE. THE NEW KING AND THE OLD ONE SERINTY ETC MOST SFI HORROR FANTASY


Television:
BUFFY ANGEL FIREFLY ETC


Books:
CRONCLES OF NARNIA LORD OF THE RINGS ANNE RICE DEAN KOOTZ AND MORE


Three Things I Can't Live Without:
BOOKS, MY FRIENDS, RIGHT MY COMPUTER IS MY LIFELINE MY CELL PHONE

a joke
In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to single digits or below. About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Oklahoma Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call that there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked up to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him. The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rear-view mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding, but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled at the man to 'Pull over!' The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour.