1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle...
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it...
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. Does it come with an air pump?
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
16. So this is why you judge people on their personalities.
17. At least this won’t take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Are you cold?
23. If you get me real drunk first.
24. Is that an optical illusion?
25. What is that?
