A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,"You Can Be THE Manof Your House."He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,"From now on, you needto know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepareme a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serveme a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs withme and we will have the kind of sex that I want!Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash myback and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feetand hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"The wife replied,"The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess."
