Seriously,I hate nightclubs.I hate rap music,I hate dance music,and I despise every jackass who gears up in clown clothes,and dances like a total douchebag in feeble attempt to catch the attention of some mudshark barfly who'd go home with ANYBODY anyway.Bars are just so much better,intimate setting,9 times out of 10 your ears won't be bleeding out from all the moronic rap and gay dance music turned louder than the roar of a 747 jet engine,the bartender isn't some stupid coke whore who's too busy surrounded by meatheads to get you your booze,and there's always the chance of a good old fashioned knock-down,drag out barfight where everything in the place is destroyed beyond recognition,and some disco guido is unconscious and his ribcage is exposed through his skin because you've been beating him repeatedly with a barstool for ten minutes straight.I hate shallow media-influenced sheep who need corporate eye diarrhea like MTV and BET to decide what's cool for them,I hate cellphones and ringtones,I hate cheap cars with ridiculous subwoofers in the back,that have been ghetto-ized to the point that they're some 10th avenue pimp's wet dream.I've just scratched the surface,believe me.And if I've hurt your feelings with my rant,good.You suck and definitely deserve to be knocked down a peg or two.