Guy walks into a bar and tells the female bartender,"give me a gin and tonic". The bartender then puts an apple on the bar and the guy takes a bite."mmm ... this tastes like gin", the bartender says"turn it". The guy turns it and takes a bite."mmm ... this tastes like tonic" > then sets the apple down and asks for a screwdriver. The bartender puts down another apple on the bar and the guy takes a bite."mmm ... this tastes like Vodka", the bartender says"turn it". The guy turns it and takes a bite"yep ... tastes like orange juice" > then sets the apple down and asks"what else have you got"? The bartender asks"what do you want"? The guy says"got any pussy"? The bartender puts another apple on the bar and the guy picks it up and takes a bite. The guy starts to spit it out and says"This tastes like shit"! The bartender says ..."turn it around".
Guy walks into a bar and tells the female bartender,"give me a gin and tonic". The bartender then puts an apple on the bar and the guy takes a bite."mmm ... this tastes like gin", the bartender says"turn it". The guy turns it and takes a bite."mmm ... this tastes like tonic" > then sets the apple down and asks for a screwdriver.
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