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35 Year Old · Female · From Brentwood, TN · Joined on June 13, 2008 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on January 11th
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35 Year Old · Female · From Brentwood, TN · Joined on June 13, 2008 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on January 11th
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My name is Jessica. I'm pretty sarcastic. I like stripper heals and sweaters. My ideal man has long black hair and frightens small children.

35 Year Old · Female · From Brentwood, TN · Joined on June 13, 2008 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on January 11th
Interests
I love anything absurd, green, in corpse paint, with tattoos, WWE, and offensive. I also quite enjoy ridiculous pick up lines, they don't work, but I love them.
Music
mostly any type of rock, especially metal!
Movies
Horror and porn, and sometimes a little horror porn and porn horror.
Idols
My mom, sister, Captain Planet, and pornstars with big tits.

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  • Someone ⇒ Sarcastic Jessica
    i miss you guys tons. let'sdo something fantastic when i gt home?

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Sarcastic Jessica
    hey so ya wanna know something really funny? i got the ex-delete from ben yesterday :)i think that's the first time that has ever happened.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Sarcastic Jessica
    ohhhh man i can't wait either. this weekend is gonna be baaaalin.like, seriously, so. much. shitty. vodka. (haha chick drinks)ps. do you want to help me get food and stuff. i just remembered that everyone tends to devour the kitchen at my house, but i never remember to stock it :)ummmm, i can't give you her number on here, so let's see... i know! i'll text it to ya. hang on

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Sarcastic Jessica
    a) i love times a millionb) you should call forest

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Sarcastic Jessica
    same. since we slept basically all of yesterday, i couldn't get to sleep last night. by the time i finally got tired it was time to get up and do nanny things. eh. one more all nighter won't hurt me

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Sarcastic Jessica
    hey, pretty girl. what are you doing up this early?

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Sarcastic Jessica
    heyy :).. just stoppin by to show some love by rating your homepage a 11 & becommin ur fan..Id REALLY REALLY appreciate if you could take 2 seconds to rate my page a 10..If not its ok!..(feel free to add me too if you wanna)Take Care -Ash

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Sarcastic Jessica
    Photobucket

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Sarcastic Jessica
    you forgot that your ideal man is also a black metal god

    16 years ago · Reply
  • tony13Sarcastic Jessica
    hello and welcometony

    16 years ago · Reply
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