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Joined on August 20, 2006
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Born on December 27th
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It's impossible to meet someone else's needs all of the time, no matter how much you both want that to happen. Some of the more unrealistic desires may have to be sacrificed. Be up front about what you can and can't do.
Be mindful that happiness isn't based on possessions, power, or prestige, but on relationships with people we love and respect
___________________________________________________________________ Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around The nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum Speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other Residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted In a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and Held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold Popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of Insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and Held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel Neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test Again.!!!" hahahaha,this is funny as hell!!!!
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Joined on August 20, 2006
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Born on December 27th
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Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you? Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity.
__ Henry Bromel, Northern Exposure, The Big Kiss, 1991
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Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and thatmeans you !!! I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFULWOMEN, and you are one of them !!! Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburnwrote when asked to share her"beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later.For attractive lips, speak words of kindness...For lovely eyes, seek out the good in peopleFor a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone... People,even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed,and redeemed; never throw out anyone.Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older,you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.If you share this with another woman, something good will happen.You will boost another woman's self esteem, and she will know that you care about her.It'sBEAUTIFUL Women MonthTAG YOU'RE IT!
