HOW TO MAKE LOVEIngredients:4 Laughing eyes4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 Fur-lined mixing bowl1 Firm bananaDirections:1. Look into laughing eyes.2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out untilwell creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and coverwith nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat 4 steps 3-5Notes:1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefullybefore and after use.2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.3. If cake rises, leave town.
When you are feeling alone like no one cares, read this cuz its absolutely true:Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.At least fifteen people in this world love you.The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.There are at least two people in this world that would die for you.You mean the world to someone.Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look. Always remember the compliments you've received. Forget the rude remarks.So if you are a loving person, send this to everyone on your list including the person who sent it too you.
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