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Hello;...My name is"HOWIE"...Welcome to HOWIE'S PLACE...The only online 24/7 happy hour bar in the world......Allow me to grab a chair for you so you can sit down at my table in my little corner of Fubario's. Let's talk a bit..What would you like to drink?..Let's have a few laughs...Ladies, I do not bite unless you want me to...lol..I am a very laid back person..I try to look at everything & everyone with an open mind.....I want friends with whom I can sit with and chat about whatever..If you need someone to just listen I can do that, too...I do not judge people. I do not hate....I want fans to help me level up..Yay Fans!...I want rates & comments to help me level up. I love comments....I Have too many friends to just rate all the time. So, to be fair just tell me when you are close to leveling up or in a contest. I will then rate and comment the hell out of your page to help you on your way to where ever. I will always help out friends & Fans. I never rate less than a"10".....I am a great friend to have because I am always here for you..I love all my fans and friends..Please..Fan/Friend/Rate/Comment me..I will return the favor...Not a problem....If you decide not to be a friends at least fan me & give my profile a 10 or 11...I would you. You're already at my page so why be rude and just leave...I would not do that to you. No obligation there....LADIES PLEASE..I am not looking for hook-ups or cybersex...But I Do tend to flirt a little.....GUYS PLEASE..I am not into men..I am happily married to a wonderful woman & I am gonna stay that way....I am leaving you a few 10's right now....I wish you love..luck & laughter....Stop by my magntic fridge.....Leave me a message if you like....Hoping to hear from you soon....Remember:....When the going gets tough...Take 5...PLEASE...Read my profile and get to know who I am......CIAO........"HOWIE"....

Hello, just stopping by to shower you with some Thursday Luvin'Have a wonderful day!

For You{Soft Kisses}

welcome to fubar.

haha its about time you signed up on here lol