I have a little angel that flys aroundwith a hammer and hits every one I love,I hope it beats the shit out of you!!!Send this to everyone you care about,even me if you care andif you get 8 you are loved'True Friendship' (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!! )Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of great friendship.1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want catch whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!14 sec ago

member is on tap!December 14, 2007 @ 7:57 am"If A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u 4 Christmas!Send this to 10 people u care about including me!SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.1-3= Not So Loving..3-5= Uhh...5-6= People like you6-7= People luv you8-9= Damn People ADORE you9-10=YOU'RE THE BEST! EVERYONE LOVES YOU

WOULD LOVE TO FIND YOU UNDER MY TREE!!!! I want you to know that you are amazing,and I appreciate your friendship.If I don't get this back, I understand.But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter,you must send it to 15 people that you really care about,including the person that sent it to you

*Princess*November 23, 2007 @ 2:27 pmyou've been slapped on the ass.If you get 1-3 back then your Hot.4-6 ur sexy.....7-12 your ass is mine.....Start slapping

Hi Debbie....Hope your having a wonderful day I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE U LOVE INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER"I FREAKIN LUV YOU!" Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then you're LOVED

Send this heart 2 at least...15..ppl...including..me...if...u..care....!!!and if..u get...at least...10 back....you will get....good..news...within...15 Min...!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!All the best........´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶­¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶­´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶please do ....FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore thisREAL FRIENDS: Will send it back 2 uI'm waiting......Its a friendship wheel!If u get 10 u r really a lovable person 2 min ago

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<---This person digs you<---This person would never hurt you<---This person is a true friend<---This person has your back<---this person is always there for uI want you to know that you are amazing, and I appreciate your friendship greatly.If I don't get this back, I understand.

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HAVE A GREAT WEEKENDHUGG WARYOU BETTER HUG ME NOW!Pass this hug to all ofyour friends and backto me, see how manyyou get back!1-5 HUGS....Your onsomeones mind!5-10 HUGS...Someonelikes you!10-15 HUGS..Someonewants to be with you!15-20 HUGS..WOW! youare really loved by alot

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