U r sentenced 2 be my friend 4 life. No bail, No parole, Send this 2 all ur friends including me. If u get 3 back ur friendship is worth keeping

COURT ORDER!!!You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART...And hijacking my SMILES... With your CUTENESS...HOW DO YOU PLEAD.....GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU are sentenced...TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!NO BAIL...... ;o)Send this to all your friend's... Including ME!!!IF YOU GET 10 BACK......!!!!!!!!YOUR FRiENDSHIP IS WORTH KEEPING

""IT'S SEXYFRIEND DAY""...and baby you know you are sexy! send this 2 all ur sexy friends (even me) if you get1-u ugly,2-ok,3-damn,4-wow,5-sexy as hell""

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise mewe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C. Ks are""9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,I'm lucky! -lol-Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a cpl true friends!Get 3 back - You're aightGet 4 back - You're lovedGet 5 back - You're adoredGet 6 + - Damn you're a celebrity

Drinkin...I believe that withoutfriends you are missing out on a lot!!!But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone..Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!""......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , .................... ).. - ~. . ' ..( .................... ( . . . ...(......) ....................| . . . . . ).....| ....................{.. . . . .(. . ./ ........................ =(.. /.)= .............................. -;..;-' .................................)|( , .................................. || _.-'| .......................... , _|| .._,/ .................... , ... ....|| .' .......................|...|...,...||/ ......................./...| /|., |Y|| ....................... '-...'-._....||/ ........................... >_.-..Y| ................................ , _|| ..................................... || ..................................... || ..................................... || ......................................||.....................Send this rose to everyone you careabout. Seehow many times you get this, I prayyou get a DOZEN!

Girl, When u gonna put some pics. on here?

<--- This person would never hurt you<--- This person is a true friend<--- This person has your back<--- This person is always there for youI want you to know that you are amazing, & I love you to death.If I dont get this back, I understand.But I have a game for you.Once you read this comment, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.If you receive at least 7 back, then you are"Loved