This is a Fubar Hot News Alert: The following may or may not have been an indecent SnuggleCuddleHuggles to your Butt. You make the decision. This has zero to do with your buttons. I did that first.
Massive SnuggleCuddleHuggles to your Butt.. ns darling. In some courts of law these may be Deemed Inappropriate and Indecent in Nature. I'm legally not responsible for.. Just a legal clarification and disclaimer for any pending lawsuits.:S
I dropped by to Sinfully Sunday SnuggleCuddle Your Buttons. Have no fear I wore a mask for your protection, Plus can you imagine where some of those fingers and hands have been before they touched your Butt...n? I mean Eweee.. lol
Today's After Christmas Gift from Fubar: One Certificate for A) Playful/Naughty SnuggleCuddles and Massage preformed by me. To claim certificate turn it in to my office or for a personal visit, call 1-888-22CHAZZ
Darlin Todays Fubar Specials Day after Christmas Huggles are now 50% specially marked (Blue tags) Done for your protection in my inflatable elf biohazard suit. 75% off (Red tags) Masked Kisses under the wilting Mistletoe as I've been fired for my actions in the missing Naughty list of 2020. It's going down, as the greatest Industrial Espionage in history... lol
As some of you know I'm head of the Santa's Secret Service Naughty Division : Santa Couldn't believe that at least One of You wasn't Bad. I Said No Sir plain as day. Santa thought there was something amiss when There was no Naughty list this year. ( As some of you recall> I admittingly stated to many of you I commited Industrial Espionage by confiscating the Naughty list.) I've been promoted (If riding in a slay drawn by some The Rien"Deer". (Us Guys get it"Deer" that look so good as Venison, but then I digress. )" I'm About to Ride this One Adventure out."!! (I'll keep you posted on the progress of Santa's further investigation"Into the Lost Year of the Naughty List)
This is a Fubar Hot News Alert: The following may or may not have been an indecent SnuggleCuddl
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