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30 Year Old · Female · fu-Owned by GALAXY DJ ACE 7... and is worth 50,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on February 10, 2008 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 5th · I have a crush on someone and 7 different people have a crush on me!


About Me.... lets see....

I've been married 4 years, been with the man now for 10 years

Im a purple fanatic, my best friend calls me Peanut because i love purple and im full of attitude, more often then not my friends favourtite thing to say to me is fuck you or shut up

I am loud proud rude and crude... it is the aussie way, im a realist dont expect everyone to understand me nor like me, im addicted to laughter love a good joke a good time a good party i wonder if that will grow out of me one day. i have learnt as the older ive become the more relaxed i have become

'will neither grow up nor grow old but will just age disgracefully with a smile'

my other love is photoshop, if youve viewed my pictures youd be able to tell im forever learning growing increasing my skills to bring imagination to life for all to enjoy i also dabble in writting from time to time, and i enjoy a good book to read

Those that i call my inner circle the ones i care about usually get a funny little nickname from me and i usually get one in return so i have a few different names

I'm a Taurus so im very stubborn hard headed down to earth i dont play manipulative games and there is no hidden meaning behind the words i use or say im blunt exact and straight to the point i find i get alot of hostility from it but i am who i am i will not apologise for that, there are things i never say unless i mean them and sorry is one of those things, i see what lays beyond the surface of people that alot of people miss i wont hesitate to say whats on my mind or how im feeling

(`-`) (._. ) ( ._.) ( ' -') Oh sorry, I was just looking for a fuck to give


Pickle is a man of a million faces, he is my dear.
I love the smirk he gets when he is thinking of a smartass comment, the glint in his eye when he is being cheeky, the way he rolls his eyes when he is being annoyed, I love the way he knows I'm not paying attention even when I'm not on cam, I love the early mornings and the late night laughs, how sweet he can be, and how utterly blunt and direct he can be at times, I especially love the fact he can take a joke, I just love you dear xoxox



Tilt - get your ass into gear they treat you with disrespect then f#$k em they dont deserve to be in your life


You know you're Australian if:

* You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn. (And you know what stubbies are!)
* You're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something.
* You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'. You believe the 'L' in the word 'Australia' is optional.
* You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas.'
* You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
* You call your best friend 'a total bastard' but someone you really, truly despise is just 'a bit of a bastard'.
* You think 'Woolloomooloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
* You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.
* You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.
* You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but 'Woy Woy' can't be called 'Woy'.
* You believe that cooked-down axle grease makes a good breakfast spread. You've also squeezed it through Vita Wheats to make little Vegemite worms.
* You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
* Beetroot with your Hamburger... Of course.
* You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song 'Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again' And "Living next door to Alice".
* You believe that the confectionery known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.
* You believe that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.
* You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.
* Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.
* You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, While 'scuse me' is always polite.
* You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.
* You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle and a seat belt buckle becomes a pretty good branding iron.
* Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.
* You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call 'Anzac cookies'.
* You still think of Kylie as 'that girl off Neighbours'.
* When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.
* You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto, goodo etc.
* You know that there is a universal place called "woop woop" located in the middle of nowhere...no matter where you actually are. *
* You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer, because it tastes like shit. But we let the world think we do. Because we can.
* You have some time in your life slept with Aeroguard on in the summer. Maybe even as perfume.
* You've only ever used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet - to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you REALLY mean it.
* You know that the barbecue is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man. And the women make the Salad.
* You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.
* You understand what no wucking furries means.
* You've drank your tea/coffee/milo through a Tim Tam.
* You own a Bond's chesty. In several different colours.
* You know that roo meat tastes pretty good, But not as good as barra. Or a meat pie.
* You know that some people pronounce Australia like "Straya" and that's ok.
* And you will forward this list to other Australians, here and overseas, realising that only they will understand!!!

30 Year Old · Female · fu-Owned by GALAXY DJ ACE 7... and is worth 50,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on February 10, 2008 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 5th · I have a crush on someone and 7 different people have a crush on me!
A howl can be herd in the night as the
snow falls
A howl can run through and enter the soul of
The wolf who's heart is as pure as the grain
A howl shall show no mercy and shall either hunt you
Or guide you, It will be strong and hard -the howl of the night.
The howl shall come from the spirit of the strongest,
The bravest and the boldest.
It will not be weak, as the wind carries the howl farther
To the Pack, all will awaken and cry with
The howl of the night.

Rebecca Seetahal
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True friend is the one thats deep down close you can finish each others sentences and it gets to the point you dont even have to say a word to know exactly what the other is thinking your connected down on a level most ppl cant begin to fathom let alone understand where you can say go to hell and f*ck off and in reality what your saying is. I miss you, need you and cant stop thinking about you even if i wanted to and i cant want to. Those ppl that when there gone you know a piece of you is gone with em.

Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that
Robert C.Edwards

whether your fat or thin big or small you will always be a fucking retard to me - hal

My Favorite Sayings:

Come on over to the dark side. Black makes you look thinner.

I'm not so good with the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment, or maybe just something totally inappropriate ?

Hello, Friday! I missed you.

I am having one of those weeks where your middle finger answers every question!

I love stupid people! Without them there'd be no way to measure my brilliance.

If vodka was water..and I was a duck..I'd swim to the button and never come up..But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck..so slide me a bottle and shut the f up

my heart is held in your heart - song lyrics to idk what song

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