HELLO FUBAR!

Thanks for all of the attention! If you want to send me fu-love then I'll be very happy and smile. There are somethings you should know first though.

1. Porn isn't real. In porn, a guy drops his pants and says something lame and a girl goes crazy and moans. I'm happy if you think I'm gorgeous. I was born that way and had no real control over it. You however were not born obnoxious, it's learned. Please don't drop your pants, say something lame, then hate me when I don't go all crazy and start moaning.
2. As of writing this, I haven't been with a man since my ex about 9 months ago. I currently have no plans to be with another anytime soon. Yes, I like men. They just aren't in my plan right now. Still want to be my friend? I hope so. Just because I am not looking to meet you in a parking lot in the middle of the night doesn't mean we can't be friends.
3. As of writing this, I haven't been with a woman in about 20 minutes. I currently have no plans to be with another anytime soon. She makes me smile.
4. Yes I ride. No I don't ride in heels. If #2 made you angry, ask yourself seriously "How can I really compete with a 500 pound vibrator?" Answer is, you can't. At least not without a sense of humor, a respectful tone, the ability to spell...oh, and a nice ass doesn't hurt.

Now, please be patient with me. I'm new at this fubar thing.