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Heres a 10 to get you started, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !Pls. Come by and be my fan and be my friend. God's BoxesI have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold. He said,"Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold." I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the gold became heavier each day, The black was as light as before. With curiosity, I opened the black, I wanted to find out why, And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole, Which my sorrows had fallen out by. I showed the hole to God, and mused,"I wonder where my sorrows could be!" He smiled a gentle smile and said,"My child, they're all here with me.." I asked God, why He gave me the boxes, Why the gold and the black with the hole?"My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings, The black is for you to let go."

'True Friendship' (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!! ) Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!

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