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Female
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Invited by: 1008296·
Joined on January 13, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 11th
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47 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: 1008296·
Joined on January 13, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 11th
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Taurus
You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
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Home Remedies and More...1. A mouse trap, placedon top of your alarm clock,this will prevent you fromrolling over and going backto sleep when you hit thesnooze button.2. If you have a bad cough,take a large dose of laxatives,then you will be too afraidto cough.3. Avoid arguments withthe Mrs. about lifting thetoilet seat by simply usingthe sink.4. High blood pressuresufferers: simply cut yourselfand bleed for awhile, thusreducing the pressure inyour veins.5. If you are choking on anice cube, don't panic.Simply pour a cup of boilingwater down your throat andpresto! The blockage will bealmost instantly removed.6.Clumsy? Avoid cuttingyourself while slicingvegetables by gettingsomeone else to hold themwhile you chop away.7. Have a bad tooth ache?Hit your thumb with a hammer,then you will forget aboutthe tooth ache.AND...Sometimes we just need toremember what The Rules ofLife really are:You need only two tools: WD-40and duct tape.If it doesn't move and itshould, use WD-40.If it moves and shouldn't,use the duct tape.Everyone seems normal untilyou get to know them.If you woke up breathing,congratulations!You have another chance!And finally...Be really good to yourfamily and friends.You never know when youare going to need themto empty your bedpan.Have a great day....*hugs* Ron
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Came across your page and thought i drop by and say Hi! rated you a 10 too! If you could return the favor that would be GREAT! Either way,have a fantastic week!*smooches*~Temptress~ Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
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